Tricks on FA's

[sigler]

Get a Hershey's bar and have it so it's starting to melt, nice and soft. Walk into the bathroom and smear it all over the walls. When you come out, call up the FA and say she hasn't being doing her job properly, that the lav is a mess, pointing out to her that there is "crap" all over the lav. While she's still looking confused, rub your finger on the "crap" and put a little bit of it in your mouth, while shouting "see, this is SH!T! There's is SH!T all over the lav! Where have you been that you didn't see this?!"

 

[Ex737Driver]

Have the FA go back up the jetway and ask the gate agent to hand her the key so the the piolots can start the jet...........

 

[Ex737Driver]

Have the FA's do an air quality check and bring up samples from cold cups that they have slammed together in different places in the cabin..........

 

[Ex737Driver]

When the FA on your RJ sets the interphone down to demonstrate the oxygen mask, as she places it on her face, give a nasty burp over the PA.......

 

[dirkdigler]

This works better with newbies: Tell your FA that the gear is not coming down properly and have her go back to the middle of the airplane over the wing to jump up and down 5 times while you watch through the peep hole...

 

[Spud]

Tape "I'm Single " on the inside of the demo safety info card.

 

[SpauldingSmails]

Fold some paper into the buckle of the demo seat belt, it will prevent buckling of the demo belt and usually some chuckles from the passengers as the FA fidgets with it unable to buckle it.

Monitor the PA. Loudly and deeply clear your throat immediately after the FA stops their announcement.

 

[dugan jones]

Get naked in the cockpit with your co pilot then call the FA and tell her you would like some coffee. Wait til the surprise she gets when she opens the door.....OH WAIT, some guys already tried this one with some bad results

 

[hockeypilot44]

After you're done banging her, drop a deuce in the tank of the toilet in her room (also known as an upper-decker), then leave and go sleep in your own room. So simple yet hilarious.

 

[Daddy]

Don't forget the donkey punch