Toilet Seat Cover question

[urflyingme?!]

I was working three Turkey Days ago in ORD for mesa. When we got there all that was left was stuffing. Thinking I was hilarious I brought three plates of stuffing back to the plane. Much to my surprise the poor FA's just started digging in to their cold, stuffing only meal, making noises I had previously imagined only coming from some sort of Saharan predator at feeding time. I felt like I was going to puke watching those poor emaciated girls shoveling what was by this point day old stovetop so the Captain and I took them inside for a hot meal.

Which leads me to my next question: How do you get a Mesa Flight Attendant home with you? A ham sandwich...

 

[JustaNumber]

I was working three Turkey Days ago in ORD for mesa. When we got there all that was left was stuffing.

Guys, guys, . . .

What does Mesa do?

 

[skidbuggy]

...... and wiping the sweat from my brow...

I hope you used a different piece of toilet paper.

 

[Rekks Inbound]

Guys, guys, . . .

What does Mesa do?

OK, I'll play:
SUCK!!!!!!


Happy now?!

Peace.

Rekks

 

[Metro752]

Which leads me to my next question: How do you get a Mesa Flight Attendant home with you? A ham sandwich...

These days it seems to work for a number of ladies.

 

[dh82dvr]

The Australians might do it backwards, but here is some proof it goes forward.

http://downundertoiletseatcovers.com/

We will do it pretty much anyway, but always with a beer in hand.

:beer:

 

[dh82dvr]

uke:

...but not Fosters!

uke: