time to quit my crappy job?

[LAXSaabdude]

I'm quitting my job flying so I can have all my free time for marketing the "Jump to Conclusions" Mat. It's a great idea I recently heard of. Should make a lot of bank. But I may need someone to help me with the TPS reports. Anyone interested...Anyone...

(Oh yeah...watch the cornhole!)

I told them if they moved my desk again, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. My desk used to be by the window, and I could watch the squirrels, and they were married....

If they make me move my desk again, I'll set the building on fire.

LAXSaabdude.

 

[Corona]

i forgot to post that i quit a few weeks ago. i left just in time. the feds (with guns drawn) showed up not long after. back to burger king for me

-casper

ps: how do you list a former employer as a reference when he or she is in jail?

I think the usual method is to list Prison name, cell block, prisoner ID number. In this business, it can't be all that unusual...

C

 

[Corona]

I told them if they moved my desk again, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. My desk used to be by the window, and I could watch the squirrels, and they were married....

If they make me move my desk again, I'll set the building on fire.

LAXSaabdude.

LMAO!

Did they take your red stapler yet?

C

 

[LAXSaabdude]

LMAO!

Did they take your red stapler yet?

C

Yes, but Peter was nice enough to bring it back to me after he dug it up out of the ashes!

Now where is my drink.....Excuse me, senor! I asked for no salt, NO SALT on my margarita, but there were big grains of salt on the glass....

LAXSaabdude.

 

[cherokee]

DOH!!! Office Space starting on AMC Channel, DirecTV channel 254.