Things to do in mormonland

[Flyingdutchman]

I owe you a cold one User. Back to the pool for me.

 

[temcgrew]

Wow USER998, you figured me out. I've been led astray by my cult leaders in SLC, even though i'm from florida. They TOLD me who to marry, (lucky for me, she is really hot) they have told me how many kids to have, (I have 3) I have not yet met my quota, so I'm being fined 10% of my income until I get to 10 kids. (the secret mormon police come and collect every week)They have told me that it's really easy to raise 10 kids even though i'm an airline pilot, we are having a class this saturday on how to milk the government out of every welfare penny we can get. I think they are even going to have a "how to raise chickens" class sometime soon, that should be good, I hope they go and poop all over the neighbors yard because I don't want that kind of mess in mine. They also rough me up if If I have contacted my family who are not members of the church.

I alway thought that the "us against them" mentality was perpetrated by those "anti-mormons" but now by your long rantings, I realize that as I have been in sunday school studying the old testament, trying to be a good neighbor that it was just a trick. They tricked me into being a nice guy so I could "recruit" my neighbors as well.

I always wondered what happend to my tithing and fast offerings, I was told they went to build churches, feed the hungry, and do good in the world.
I guess none of that money was sent to the tsunami or katrina victims, the relief aid must have been a cover up. All of my free time I spend helping out friends in need, all of the people I helped moved, fix their house, mow lawns, taken dinners to when babies were born (which my hot wife fixed, the church forces all of them to learn to cook) I guess I should stop all of that before I get in to deep. Then again, the mind control is to strong, I can feel myself trying to resist but ITS JUST.....TO.......STRONG!!

I'm glad that you also told me that the Jesus Christ I believe in isn't the right one. I was told there was just one of him, I didn't know there were others.

I guess I believed in the wrong one, but all of this time believed I was believing in the right one, but was decieved by my church leaders.

Wow, jim jones? so if the church leaders buy an island and ask all 12 million of us to move there, should I go? (that would be a big Island, maybe they should just buy a whole continent with all of the money they are hording)

Thanks for all of the good you have done putting down this world wide church, the time you spent bashing and belittling it was what Jesus Christ would have done, maybe I'll start my own quest to pull down the southern baptist church or any other goodly orginization that are not mormon.

Can you help me out with a FAX number that I can send in a resignation letter? will it look bad on me if I just up and quit right now or should I give them 2 weeks to find some other sucker to be their mind slave?
Also, is there a mormon protection program? If they abuse me so much now, how much more will they abuse me when I quit there bad, bad, bad church?

I might need to move out of the U.S.A to get away, oh, wait, there are more church members outside of the U.S. than inside the U.S. now!!

There everywere!!!! OH NO..... THERE HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!! THEY MUST BE MONITORING MY INTERNET AND PHONE LINES!!! SOMEONE HEEELLLLLLPPPPP MEEEE.........................STOP, DON'T..... LEAVE ME ALO

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Guess I could buy you a beer too huh bro ?

chill down, I bet I would have no problem having a few beers with both of you guys. (as long as you bring some hot chicks with you).

believe whatever you wanna believe, just don't try to convince me with whatever you believe.

cheers, it's getting colder at the pool, FD is heading downtown to the bar.

FD

 

[niteflyr]

Now that was funny UEJ500!

 

[User998]

Now that was funny UEJ500!

Yea, he's a little wound up today.

We'll just let him sit there and wind down a little bit before he has a stroke or something - wouldn't want him to lose his medical or anything like that.

:beer:

 

[temcgrew]

Dutchie and User, just trying to keep it real!

Peace brothers!

just don't try to convince me with whatever you believe.

When did that happen? I just saw guys defending their faith.

 

[User998]

OK, whose the joker that sent the Mormons to try and convert ole User this afternoon??

I come home from running some errands, and as I pull onto my street theres two bikes padlocked to the stop sign right next to my house.

http://www.fileshack.us/files/1448/mormon_bikes.jpg

UEJ500, you dawg, was that you?!?!

 

[414Flyer]

They were probably looking for some sweet jumps

 

[Flyingdutchman]

user -

now that was freaking funny!

UEJ -

No prob. peace out

 

[temcgrew]

They were probably looking for some sweet jumps

they might have some sweet hookups to! pedro's bike is still better....

 

[FL410guy]

Ask a mormon

If you want to know more about mormon beliefs you shouldn't ask a baptist or a catholic, but rather a Mormon. Go to www.mormon.org and research what we say we believe and leave the spin out of it. And you'll be surprised how many mormons are out there... around 12million or so. Fastest growing Christian religion in the World.

And if that book isn't enough for you, check out this wonderful website below that documents the true basis and false doctrine of the Mormon church.

[And I'm not going to dog on your religion, but seriously guys, you need to do yourself a small favor and atleast open your minds up and read whats below - and start to ask questions! You have to think for yourselves, and not take everything at face value. Look at both sides, and see what makes sense to you in the end.]

http://www.carm.org/mormon.ht

 

[Midnight Flyer]

If you want to know more about mormon beliefs you shouldn't ask a baptist or a catholic, but rather a Mormon. Go to www.mormon.org and research what we say we believe and leave the spin out of it. And you'll be surprised how many mormons are out there... around 12million or so. Fastest growing Christian religion in the World.

Just because it's the fastest growing religion in the world dosent mean it's right for everyone.
I've heard the mormons on this message board say this over and over again: "if you want to know more about mormon beliefs you shouldn't ask a baptist or a catholic, but rather a Mormon". Thats bull$hit. You don't have to be a mormon to know alot about the mormon religion. Do you have to be an Boeing engineer to understand the systems of your airplane? NO.
What do you mean by "leave the spin out of it"? I think when a person is being taught about a religion, they need be told everything. People considering the mormon religion need to be made aware of these following items, even though mormons seem to find it difficult to talk about them.

1)the fact that mormons believe they can become gods
2)that they believe god came from another planet
3)that Jesus and Satan are brothers

 

[User998]

they might have some sweet hookups to! pedro's bike is still better....

Only cause Pedro's has the sweet pegs on his!

Two helmet-wearing Mormons on bicycle's doing sweet jumps on a makeshift ramp - now I'd pay to see that!

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And I couldn't have put it better MidnightFlyer!

 

[temcgrew]

I feel like i'm going in circles

 

[RefugePilot]

UEJ500

Wow what a great sense of humor you have about it all.

You're the kind of person I would love to sit down and share a beer with and talk about religion. Thanks for the humor, keep up the good work.