Things Crew Members do to annoy you - Post em Up

[SMOE]

BTW. There are a LOT of things that annoy me. Lately this FO I've been flying with absolutely must listen to the entire ATIS again before we call for taxi. Yesterday I just called myself and started rolling, I think he'll get the hint.

Actually, he probably thinks your a complete tool, like most of the lurkers on here do after reading your post...

 

[Quimby]

CA: So...What's the Memory items for ahhh... an Evacuation???

You: Are you a Check Airman?

CA: No

You: Am I getting Line Checked?

CA: NO

You: Then FUQ OFF!!!

:beer::smash:

 

[CA1900]

Is this a joke or what?

I think his subscription just ran out....

http://img254.imageshack.us/my.php?image=internettoughguyquarterkn5.jpg


:laugh:

 

[jet2work]

Funniest post of the day. And unfortunately, there are those types in aviation. One of my friends who bartended while going to UND, told me stories of all the UND male flight students that would go to the bar, and apparently just do nothing but talk about aviation, and would either ignore the women or not know how to talk to them.

Ladies Q. How do you know your date with a pilot is halfway over?

When he says "Enough about me, let's talk about airplanes."

 

[BushwickBill]

Is this a joke or what?

Nope, that morning it really did seem like it would have been worth it to loose my job and most likely my career to kick the crap out of the guy who had been tormenting me for the last 2 years.

 

[NCherches]

So I always center the heading bug but recently flew with a guy who insisted that it not be centered-wanted it 30-50 degrees left or right. Any of you guys seen this?

I understand the logic if you forget your on HDG mode but really?

 

[NCherches]

"Got em on the fish finder"
"In the box"
"Here comes the flash"
"Sugar Sugar"

Just a few annoying ones I can think of.

I hate when people say "IDENTING"

 

[b707guy]

I hate it when my cohort "bogarts" the charts. I REALLY hate it when I do it to myself:laugh:

 

[semperfido]

I hate it when my cohort "bogarts" the charts. I REALLY hate it when I do it to myself:laugh:

i guess there really are people out there using charts. But, if we used them, I would hate that too.

 

[greyskyracer]

Not an F/O anymore, and for that matter, don't fly the Hawker anymore either, but what's the hurry? So you have to stop; sounds like the F/O has been trained well. Being in a hurry will get you into more trouble than most other issues. Slow it down and give youself a chance to see what you might have missed.

I never said I was in a hurry. It's just that when you can see that there is no traffic around you can make the call and continue to taxi slowly and safely. You may not have notcied the price of fuel lately, but by comimng to a stop and then adding power to start rolling again you burn more fuel and waste energy.

Have a good day

 

[sleepy]

We have a guy that wears cheap cologne. It makes me want to puke.

 

[Count Dracula]

When the individual next to you has to "sell you" on his/her political, religious or other beliefs and why he/she is right. These people are usually the one's who have to correct you after any remark you make to stroke their ego. Most of them could be fixed with a good ass-whoopin.

 

[say again]

When the individual next to you has to "sell you" on his/her political, religious or other beliefs and why he/she is right. These people are usually the one's who have to correct you after any remark you make to stroke their ego. Most of them could be fixed with a good ass-whoopin.

How very true. I just tell them that I have no interest in politics, religion, etc. Seems to shut them up. If not, I excuse myself , get a cup of coffee, and do the walk of shame.

 

[semperfido]

You may not have notcied the price of fuel lately, but by comimng to a stop and then adding power to start rolling again you burn more fuel and waste energy.

Now, that's a stretch- some things just don't matter.

 

[clydefastly]

I never said I was in a hurry. It's just that when you can see that there is no traffic around you can make the call and continue to taxi slowly and safely. You may not have notcied the price of fuel lately, but by comimng to a stop and then adding power to start rolling again you burn more fuel and waste energy.

Have a good day

Semperfido I agree
Sorry man, I don't buy it. There are many ways to be smart with fuel, but that sounds more like a pax comfort technique.

 

[mtsupilot376]

As long as we are being anal retentive dorks tonight .. how saying "on the hold" instead "position and hold."

WTF does "on the hold" mean anyhow.

And yea, I cannot stand when Americans go to ICAO countries and use their coloquialisms!

Simple really.


We Won the War.

 

[Toolowflyer]

Me relaxing at high FL in a C650 and the copi trying out the emergency pressurisation.....! :uzi:

 

[Freight Dog]

We have a guy that wears cheap cologne. It makes me want to puke.

Of course it's cheap. He's a pilot!

 

[414Flyer]

Of course it's cheap. He's a pilot!

What he said!

Its why i find it amusing on this board when pilots accuse the public of being cheap. There is no greater irony.

I completely admit to being frugal. But I have turned that into two house, and am currently in Bulgaria, staying in a hostel of course

 

[400A]

We have a guy that wears cheap cologne. It makes me want to puke.

We have a passenger that wears so much the boss told him he was not allowed to wear it on the airplane because he did not want the smell getting in the fabric.

We also had a F/O years ago that wore HI-Karate, and he bathed in it. When you walked in to the FBO, you knew if he was there or not.