Yes Hairynuts, did you not know that if you don't agree with every bit of religous dogma that every different fundamentalist nutcase spews forth then you are a homosexual by definition. . . . .
If you believe the earth is older then 6000 years then you, sir, prefer sex with other men. If you don't believe Jonah lived inside of a fish for three days and three nights before being puked up onto dry land or if by chance you don't believe that god was actually fearful that certain townspeople were really capable of building a tower to heaven thus requiring him (and it is a him) to step in and make them all speak different languages so as to foil their plans then you, sir, clearly enjoy eating poop. . . .
Now I'm going to go find some devout christian pilot working this Sunday and I'm going to stone him to death.