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The following information is based on fact:

-Q: What’s 30 times RP?
A: Oblivion.

-RP doesn't read FOMs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, RP often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-RP has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because RP wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RP allows to live.

-RP really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-RP once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his flight attendant.

-In an average hotel room there are 1,242 objects RP could use to kill you, including the room itself.
 
Just wasted more bourbon...where's my shamwell...I need to clean my keyboard!!
 
The following information is based on fact:

-Q: What’s 30 times RP?
A: Oblivion.

-RP doesn't read FOMs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, RP often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-RP has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because RP wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RP allows to live.

-RP really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-RP once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his flight attendant.

-In an average hotel room there are 1,242 objects RP could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Sherpa,

Now thats funny!

701EV
 
We had the same problem back in the Emerald Isle between the Protestants and Catholics, and it only took us 25 years to sort it out.

This thread is so damn funny.
 
ASA oriented threads may not be the most informative, but they are the funniest!!!
 

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