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The following information is based on fact:

-Q: What’s 30 times RP?
A: Oblivion.

-RP doesn't read FOMs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, RP often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-RP has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because RP wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RP allows to live.

-RP really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-RP once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his flight attendant.

-In an average hotel room there are 1,242 objects RP could use to kill you, including the room itself.
 
Just wasted more bourbon...where's my shamwell...I need to clean my keyboard!!
 
Sherpa said:
The following information is based on fact:

-Q: What’s 30 times RP?
A: Oblivion.

-RP doesn't read FOMs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, RP often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-RP has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because RP wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RP allows to live.

-RP really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-RP once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his flight attendant.

-In an average hotel room there are 1,242 objects RP could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Sherpa,

Now thats funny!

701EV
 
We had the same problem back in the Emerald Isle between the Protestants and Catholics, and it only took us 25 years to sort it out.

This thread is so damn funny.
 
ASA oriented threads may not be the most informative, but they are the funniest!!!
 
Yeah- This thread is pretty durn good if you know what these guys look like.

"The Palm" looks just like "Tommy Boy." And the other one could pretty much be described as a "bipolar garden gnome." They just hate each other and one day, you know it will be "on."

-Mortal Kombat!
 
This has to be one of the best threads ever! If it is ever "on" get on video, uTube style!
PBR
 
crj567 said:
Yeah- This thread is pretty durn good if you know what these guys look like.

"The Palm" looks just like "Tommy Boy." And the other one could pretty much be described as a "bipolar garden gnome." They just hate each other and one day, you know it will be "on."

-Mortal Kombat!
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Dude,
I just reread this for the 20th time and almost peed my shorts for the 20th time!
Who says the airline business ain't funny!
PBR
 
What's the over/under on how many pages this post will have to go before "the Uzzinator" threatens to kill us all?

P.S. I hear "The Palm" has been filling in for a few flight attendants lately:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSrKfe_lfE4
 
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Just trolling and ran up on this. Thoughts of those two really bring up the flavor of the old "hood". Palmer was in my new hire and Faruzzi was --- well just Faruzzi. Once again I have cherished memories. Good luck guys. By the way "ConAir" is still looking for the Palm to start training once he gets enough turbine time.
 

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