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the palm

the palm

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He is such a punk getting into my face in ops. Its a good thing he backed down or he would have felt the pain!!! I have been training with Brock Lesnar, it would have been sad. Who does he train with ... the bipolar garden gnomes?

Dont mess with the palm or you get the fist
 
the palm said:
He is such a punk getting into my face in ops. Its a good thing he backed down or he would have felt the pain!!! I have been training with Brock Lesnar, it would have been sad. Who does he train with ... the bipolar garden gnomes?

Dont mess with the palm or you get the fist
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Can you fight with one hand on your wig?
 
Main Event Sat Sept 19th Fight on.

the palm said:
He is such a punk getting into my face in ops. Its a good thing he backed down or he would have felt the pain!!! I have been training with Brock Lesnar, it would have been sad. Who does he train with ... the bipolar garden gnomes?

Dont mess with the palm or you get the fist
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That’s not what I heard. I heard WF had you on your back quicker than a blonde in heat…
 
Did I miss something? Was there really a "non-friendly" confrontation at work? 'Cause yesterday morning there was sho'nuff a real pile of doody on the bag room floor....probably not related though.
 
Ineedabrew said:
That’s not what I heard. I heard WF had you on your back quicker than a blonde in heat…
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That little biotch couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. He could annoy you into submission, however. But The Palm is an ex-navy seal or something.

My money's on RP. The power comes from the rug.
 
The irony here is that they are mirror images of the same person: Both love guns, both fly the fiddy, both feel passionately about ALPA, you get the drift.

One leans to the right, one leans to the left.

This has the potential to be really entertaining.
 
Funny Stuff!!
-I read "biploar garden gnomes" and almost sharted!
 
I really don't know who would win. I think this needs to play out in the crew lounge. They both talk a good game behind the keyboard, but I doubt either one could punch their way out of a wet paper bag. Then again the Palm claims to have had multiple forms of law enforcement training. But who knows if thats true. WF could be a mafia hitman for all we know and be a real BAMF. Its one of those questions you cant answer without seeing it for real....like who would win between Ali and Tyson in their primes. I know that is a bad metaphor, but lets get this thing going on an episode of Jerry Springer.
 
WWEfan said:
I really don't know who would win. Then again the Palm claims to have had multiple forms of law enforcement training.
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Not even valid unless there is a Crispy Cream with the sign on. Multiple seasons of watching Reno 911 does not count either!
PBR
 
We so own this board!!

I want advertising dollars!!
 
How to have a good time with either one:

Palm:

'...ahem, cap'n, I'm a little nervous about this hotel room. Could I get a room check?'

Stand aside, the entertainment is about to begin.

Cap'n Faruzzo:

'....hey man, I think that gate agent up there was talking (edit) about you...'

Stand aside, the entertainment is about to begin.
 
The following information is based on fact:

-Q: What’s 30 times RP?
A: Oblivion.

-RP doesn't read FOMs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, RP often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-RP has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because RP wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RP allows to live.

-RP really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-RP once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his flight attendant.

-In an average hotel room there are 1,242 objects RP could use to kill you, including the room itself.
 
Just wasted more bourbon...where's my shamwell...I need to clean my keyboard!!
 
Sherpa said:
The following information is based on fact:

-Q: What’s 30 times RP?
A: Oblivion.

-RP doesn't read FOMs. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-In conversation, RP often quotes himself, and then laughs about it.

-RP has counted to infinity. Twice.

-February 29th only occurs once every four years because RP wills it to be so.

-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures RP allows to live.

-RP really likes the movie 101 Dalmatians. No one knows why.

-RP once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his flight attendant.

-In an average hotel room there are 1,242 objects RP could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Sherpa,

Now thats funny!

701EV
 
We had the same problem back in the Emerald Isle between the Protestants and Catholics, and it only took us 25 years to sort it out.

This thread is so damn funny.
 
ASA oriented threads may not be the most informative, but they are the funniest!!!
 

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