The Dumbest Words Ever Spoken

[Princedietrich]

Guess that means the lines at my bank are going to get shorter and traffic won't be AS bad.

 

[The_Russian]

Sweet!

 

[CA1900]

"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college...."

 

[The_Russian]

"Snakes on a mother#$%@&$# plane!!!!!!!"

 

[Lazy8]

well, you wouldn't have to schedule atheists. According to all the "best experts" there's going to be a lot of folks left behind at the rapture. Atheists, Agnostics, muslims, hindus, Jews, Animists, Driuds, Some even claim Catholics will be left behind ....everyone except "born again" christians.

Growing up I was forced to go to a Pentacostal church for a few years. Every single Sunday the topic was the Rapture. And then you'd have 5-10 crazy old people running up and down the aisle speaking in tongues. I don't think I've ever seen so many mentally ill people under the same roof in my entire life. Oh, and then Haloween would roll around. Yes, that's a devils holiday. People wouldn't let their kids dress up and go door-to-door for candy. nutjobs!

Out of the 7 kids I grew up with there, 6 of them became pentacostal pastors. Glad I got out of crazy town.

g

 

[CA1900]

I don't think I've ever seen so many mentally ill people under the same roof in my entire life.

Sounds like the very definition of a church to me.

 

[skygirl1968]

well, you wouldn't have to schedule atheists. According to all the "best experts" there's going to be a lot of folks left behind at the rapture. Atheists, Agnostics, muslims, hindus, Jews, Animists, Driuds, Some even claim Catholics will be left behind ....everyone except "born again" christians.

you forgot about us tree-hugging, hippie-loving, dirt-worshipping, Pagan/Wiccans! but don't tell my mom...she might get mad. i don't think she'll want me to be out flying during the rapture.

 

[The_Russian]

i don't think she'll want me to be out flying during the rapture.

Why not? The plane will be lighter. Better performance!

 

[lurker]

Sounds like the very definition of a church to me.

Ha HA!!!

I saw a bumper sticker not long ago....
'Come the rapture, can I have your car?'

 

[skygirl1968]

Why not? The plane will be lighter. Better performance!

indeed...good point!

And then you'd have 5-10 crazy old people running up and down the aisle speaking in tongues. I don't think I've ever seen so many mentally ill people under the same roof in my entire life.

ever been to a southern Baptist tent revival? and they (my family) wonder why i became Pagan...