The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[Stifler's Mom]

US Airways
Welcome to (insert city), your luggage can be picked up at Baggage Claim B.....in Philadelphia.

 

[TIS]

US Air:

U gly
S tewardesses
A nd
I ncompetent
R ampers

From a few years back - the Flushing Bay incident - those red horizontal lines on the tail are draft markers.

 

[TIS]

Delta

D on't
E ver
L and in
T hunderstorms
A gain

D on't
E xpect
L oved ones
T o
A rrive

D ammit
E verything
L eaves
T hrough
A tlanta

D elay
E veryone's
L uggage
T hrough
A tlanta

 

[TIS]

TWA

T ry
W aiting
A gain

T eeny
W eeny
A irlines

"Juice, Coffee or a little Tee Double-U-ay Tea?" (Come on - it's in the spirit of good humor. I'll take it down if you want.)

 

[TIS]

Lufthansa

L et
U s
F ---
T he
H ostesses
A nd
N ot
S ay
A nything

 

[TIS]

Ted

"The END of United"

Sorry UAL78

 

[Captain Overs]

Continental "Work Hard Pay right"


Continental "The Major subsidiary of ExpressJet Airlines"

America West "We suck, but who else is there in Phoenix?"

 

[Wowjack]

MESA...Lowering the Standard!!!

 

[Propsync]

Skyway- Making your asterisk fare come true.
Midwest- The Best Scare in the Air
Skyway- Underweight Planes for Overweight People.
Midwest- We go anywhere..... as long as it's through Milwaukee

 

[Rottweiller]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/ghettodelta.html