bigD
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No no no...you guys have it all wrong. Bruce Willis was fighting some bad guy on the wing while the 747 was taxiing. During the fight the bad guy was thrown off the front of the wing, and sucked into one of the engines (which apparently didn't do any real damage as the takeoff was continued later). So ANOTHER bad guy comes out onto the wing, and gives Bruce a better fight. This time Bruce falls off the front of the wing, but he manages to grab hold of an engine pylon. As he's hanging onto the pylon, he notices a valve/handle that's labeled, "Emergency Fuel Dump" or something like that. So he lets go of the pylon, and as he flies backwards under the wing, he grabs the handle, and large amounts of fuel begin to gush out.
As he's watching the plane taxi away and eventually begin to take off, he says, "Yippee kai ayeeee motherf*cker..." and lights the fuel - and the rest is history.
What's so unbelievable about that!? I thought it was an exceptional Hollywood moment!

As he's watching the plane taxi away and eventually begin to take off, he says, "Yippee kai ayeeee motherf*cker..." and lights the fuel - and the rest is history.
What's so unbelievable about that!? I thought it was an exceptional Hollywood moment!
