Ten Signs It's Time to Retire From the Fracs

[Willy21]

When you put on a dark coat and tie for a wedding and your kids ask if you are going on a trip.

 

[acaTerry]

You're clicking and shaking your Blackberry at the TV.

 

[barnyard]

You can't go for more than a minute without making that heinous, repulsive clearing-your-throat-by-inhaling-through-your-nose sound.

 

[acaTerry]

You can't go for more than a minute without making that heinous, repulsive clearing-your-throat-by-inhaling-through-your-nose sound.

Like that guy on Planes Trains and Automobiles!.....I'm Owen...you the shower curtain ring fella?

 

[T Heavy]

You start to remember tail numbers and features of airliners

When checking into the hotel for the night you tell the clerk "I don't want that room. It doesn't have a sleep number bed." (And your right)

 

[blueridge71]

#17 When you understand fully why someone would rather land in the Hudson, than go back to TEB one more time...

Now that's funny ... and true.

 

[Stinkbug]

#47 When you find yourself going out to the garage in the middle of the night to make sure you didn't leave your parking brake on

#48 When you suddenly realize you're fluent in spanish after dealing with the housekeeping staff for the last 30 years

#49 When you announce to your family at the dinner table, "I'm off Comm 1" before you start eating

 

[fischman]

#50- When you buy a subscription to USA Today because you can't get it free anymore.

 

[brokeflyer]

#51 - You run outta AA batteries at home

#52 - You run outta black felt tip markers

 

[gutshotdraw]

#53 Your wife drops you off at the airport and you tip her a couple of bucks.