The hell with that one wimpy article in Mens's Vogue. We should start our own magazine for cargo pilots. Tails of the Freight Dog. It will be a no holds barred discussion of our industry. It will cover all the bases: Nudity, hers, not yours. Whorehouses, and how not to get caught, like Spritzler. Good spicy food. The proper way to sleep in an airplane so as not to crik your neck. The time you farted and the jumpseaters eyes started watering, man, her make up ran everywhere. Who is better skinny bitches or fat chicks. How to haggle effectively with a prostitute. And more tips and everyday wisdom.
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