Hey man, is that really you over on APC talking about hot dogs or did that piece of ******************** uncle bunkle open an account with your name over there?
Well, since I've never been on APC, I'm going to have to go with the idea that it's an account opened by that "piece of ******************** Uncle Bunkle." I guess his strange obsession with hot dogs should be the give-away. That dude clearly has issues.
Bubba