Stupid F.O.'s

[B52GUNNER]

Take the BUFF off your avitar you tool. You are a discrace.

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Take the BUFF off your avitar you tool. You are a discrace.

No, you going to Gulfstream Academy was a disgrace.

 

[B52GUNNER]

Street Captain GFY!

 

[pilot772]

What voter regret? Any credible sources?

Overall approval rating is down to 58% and trending down, also down 15% among the all important independent voters.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124570175501838333.html

FWIW I know its a small sample and not scientific but I have spoken with no less than 5 of my friends who voted for President Obama who now regret their decision. He has not lost the american people but that can happen very fast remember W had like a 70% approval rating through is first couple of years/

Time will tell

 

[Nindiri]

Intelligent.

You remind me of this real 'C'-word for a female captain I flew with a while back. She said she constantly had troubles with FO's. What she doesn't realize is that she and her self-insecurities are the problem.

Sounds like you flew with the legendary Iron Tits.

 

[SplitBar]

I hate when I line up the airplane a good foot off the centerline lights and as soon as the FO takes the plane it's like a magnetic force that instantly sucks the nose wheel to hit every centerline lights all the way up to V1 rotate.

 

[Tarzan]

I hate when I line up the airplane a good foot off the centerline lights and as soon as the FO takes the plane it's like a magnetic force that instantly sucks the nose wheel to hit every centerline lights all the way up to V1 rotate.

He he. If I get a CA that is being a turd, I'll do that crap on purpose. What comes around, goes around.

You should be thankful you FO can maintain center line.

 

[Booker]

If I get a CA that is being a turd, I'll do that crap on purpose.

Nice! There's nothing like a braille takeoff.

 

[Abernathy]

I hate when I line up the airplane a good foot off the centerline lights and as soon as the FO takes the plane it's like a magnetic force that instantly sucks the nose wheel to hit every centerline lights all the way up to V1 rotate.

I know especially after you spent 5 minutes doing a dramatic head-turning heavy turn onto the centerline.

 

[Minimaniac]

I hate when I line up the airplane a good foot off the centerline lights and as soon as the FO takes the plane it's like a magnetic force that instantly sucks the nose wheel to hit every centerline lights all the way up to V1 rotate.

Or worse, he can barely keep the mains on the centerline lights!

 

[LazyLightnin']

Sounds like you flew with the legendary Iron Tits.

Dunno. Initials?

 

[LazyLightnin']

I know especially after you spent 5 minutes doing a dramatic head-turning heavy turn onto the centerline.

Or when they flare and float halfway down the runway. That's a good time to ask him if he wants you to "ask for lower".

 

[CFI2766]

Our company 'Safety' department captain sent out an email/tome on how to properly land an RJ in the TDZE.

Therefore, my latest entertainment is to put the airplane down exactly 1500' down the runway. 1 point for landing halfway down the runway. 1 extra point for complaints from the passengers as they deplane. 2 extra points for complaints from the captain. My game's not that good yet, but I foresee game winning points for a hard landing inspection required after my leg.

 

[WAZUP]

For the love of Methuselah, why do so many friggin FO's do so many stupid things? I'm about to start flying single pilot and tell the monkey to just sit there and watch.

Said the Captain who wonders why he always flies with reserves.
@ss!

 

[pianoman]

I know especially after you spent 5 minutes doing a dramatic head-turning heavy turn onto the centerline.

That's pretty funny. Even better if the plane stops halfway through and you have to power up the outside engine to get moving again. On a 11,000' runway.