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I am heir to the throne of a small European country. My socks cost more than your life is worth.

I have a two story trailer, a jetski that rides 9 people and 47 pit bulls.

But I fly for fun. Sorry if you suckers have to do this for a living. I use my pay to buy gas for my 600 foot yacht





Sheesh, it's gettin DEEP in here
 
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers!

Now what was the chorus to that song again?

Even if I had eleventy three kajillion dollars, I'd be humiliated if the world heard me bragging about flouncing around with the latest "That's Hot" luggage. 20K watches? Wow.

I bet you can't ride on all the adult rides at Disney, can you? Then again, your wealth and toys are probably blinging a Swatch in a busted Civic.

I'm an A$$HOOOOOLE!!!!!! Yo-de-oh!
 
Cause I like flying for a living... having independent wealth isn't the same as having a job.

edit: Like I said, if you think I'm BSing you, pm me your email and I'll forward pics of some of my toys, including $20K watches, Custom guitars, a Mercedes, a BMW, and a $8500 mountain bike but to name a few things.. I'm not trying to turn this into a show and tell, but you all seem to question my value as a result of my jobs.. Heck! I'll bet the set of luggage I just got to travel with costs more than some of your cars. If you want to question my value as a result of working at Skybus, fine.. so I'm going to see you and raise you.. what's YOUR net worth? ;)

Net worth = millions

Human worth = zero

Thanks for the insight into your posh lifestyle. I guess you can't enjoy it though since you have to spend your time here justifying your existence to strangers. I hope you took your SkyBust crew tags off your fancy-boy luggage because if someone who read your post happened to see it during a walkaround then it might just have a feces-laden surprise in it by the time it got to baggage claim.
 
Awe... do I detect a bit of anger towards my bragging about the money I have, and all my neat toys? Ugly, ain't it??

WELL... THAT'S THE SAME THING AS WHEN GUYS RUB THEIR NICE JOBS IN YOUR FACE AND CALL YOUR COMPANY AND YOUR FELLOW PILOTS SCUM OF THE EARTH BECAUSE IN MANY CASES THIS IS ALL THEY CAN GET!!!!

Like I said, most of us were hired and worked for the "Big" majors.. heck I was hired by American back when it was #1 and the job to go to... But for what ever reason, guys feel the need to come on these anonymous boards and rub it in that they're the lucky one's... well, payback is a bitch!

Um, I have dated guys like you (albeit briefly - VERY breifly. By my own choice. lol) Wow, you have issues.

My guess: this is the new version of the old "small watch syndrome."

By the way? Nobody is rubbing anyone's nose in their "nice jobs" - it is an integrity issue. Pay closer attention next time.

A bit of advice, FWIW: I wouldn't go around showing off that chip on your shoulder if you expect to get laid! Women don't like men who are that insecure.
 
Diddo dude

Do yourself a huge favor and get out of the airline side of flying. Try NetJets. There is absolutely no comparison between the airlines and NetJets. The place is amazing. It's nice to work for a company that knows how to take care of their employees.

Not only diddo, but maybe out of this crazy industry period!!

So many good (great) things for a pilot at NJA.

-You know the pay scale. (view airlinepilotpay.com)
-100% medical/dental
-$400.00 annual for uniforms
-per diem and crew food
-no training dates on your time
-no phone calls on your days off
-three schedules to pick and live by
-100 bases

I know there is more, but no sense in listing since it makes a post to long.

Good luck to ya and do what's best for you.
 
Um, I have dated guys like you (albeit briefly - VERY breifly. By my own choice. lol) Wow, you have issues.

My guess: this is the new version of the old "small watch syndrome."

By the way? Nobody is rubbing anyone's nose in their "nice jobs" - it is an integrity issue. Pay closer attention next time.

A bit of advice, FWIW: I wouldn't go around showing off that chip on your shoulder if you expect to get laid! Women don't like men who are that insecure.

Sweetheart, married happily 10 years with children and a lovely home... Thanks for the advise anyway maybe some other self made guy can read this thread and heed it.

Time for me to unsubscribe from this $hit hole...
 
Sweetheart, married happily 10 years with children and a lovely home... Thanks for the advise anyway maybe some other self made guy can read this thread and heed it.

Time for me to unsubscribe from this $hit hole...

Yes, I heard all about your assets already in your Q2 above.

And it's advice Mr. Self-Made ~ you're welcome. Congrats on the wifey ~ She must be a trooper!
Posted in another thread today:
Man I so want to get behind that a$$ in your avitar!

What were we talking about now..?
So much for the happy marriage!

As for unsubscribing, it's not nice to tease everyone... but hey, don't leave on my account!! :laugh:
 

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