Lear70
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I saw this FANTASTIC Russian blonde in Punta Cana a few months ago on the layover, she was 5' 9" and could have been in Playboy, maybe Playmate of the Year.
Feeling well-lubricated (read slightly south of intoxicated), I went up to the bar and after making sure she spoke English, I asked her if she'd sleep with me for $100,000. She was very excited and said that she'd do anything I wanted all night for that. I then asked if she'd do it for $100.
She said "What do you think I am, a wh*re?" I said, "We've already agreed that you're a wh*re, not we're just dickering on the price."
Yes, it's a fictitious story, and an old one at that, but the point is still the same.
That said, we're beating an old horse here. Again.
Feeling well-lubricated (read slightly south of intoxicated), I went up to the bar and after making sure she spoke English, I asked her if she'd sleep with me for $100,000. She was very excited and said that she'd do anything I wanted all night for that. I then asked if she'd do it for $100.
She said "What do you think I am, a wh*re?" I said, "We've already agreed that you're a wh*re, not we're just dickering on the price."
Yes, it's a fictitious story, and an old one at that, but the point is still the same.
That said, we're beating an old horse here. Again.