Southwest Uniform Question

[mdf]

Must be some betting going on in the secret Captain hangout where us FO's are not allowed to go (they disappear every flight and come back later and no one knows where they go!

KBB I know where they go. It's a secret place called CaptainLand. I think they get free popcorn, and old newspapers there.

 

[PapaWoody]

KBB I know where they go. It's a secret place called CaptainLand. I think they get free popcorn, and old newspapers there.

No, mostly we just walk around to keep our BP under control and to give you young pups a chance to work your magic with the A Flt Attendant. Of course, since that's more often than not some guy named Lucas or Lance or (not Matt) Matthew, it isn't quite as necessary for us to disappear now. But tradition's tradition, so the vanishing act continues. :laugh:

PW

 

[27 driver]

This is a phenomena at our airline as well. They just disappear and then reappear just in time to push. Usually with a cup of Starbucks. It must be something that is taught in Captains charm school.

 

[gobyebye]

I think the blazer thing is a little overblown. I have met plenty of great guys who are as laid back as any in and out of the cockpit who chose to wear the blazer. At least in the base I fly out of. The hat may be another story.

 

[SWA GUY]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

 

[27 driver]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

Sounds Great. And don't worry.....Most hate the blazer and the hat. I look forward to purchasing a nice new Perrone leather jacket. Cya soon.

 

[runwayjockey]

Ok Trannies,

Some of you will have to jerk gear for me. However here are some of the things I'll do to make your job easier:

1) I can take care of the walk-around at anytime.

2) I know how to set up the cockpit and can/will do it anytime you need a break.

3) I bring enough $$$ for the crew to have a long lasting night of adult beverages.

4) Send you on a terminal scouting trip to keep your blood flowing.

5) Rarely, if ever, touch any of the dials, selectors, buttons, knobs, indicators, levers, switches that you would normally control. Unless you ask me to...

6) Buy food for you 50% of the time (if not greater).

7) Make sure to jump in if any other Captain gets on your @ss about ANYTHING (including Check Airmen).

8) Help you to understand the wacky way SWA does things!

Now hurry up and get over here, we need you to help us take over the world!!!!

Just don't wear the blazer or hat. If you do I'll be worried about you.

You must be MDW based!

Or is a 90000 number holding your family hostage?

 

[SWA GUY]

Yup, MDW based. Geez... does it show that much?

 

[GoodTimes]

Seeing more and more blazer's. I'm over the leather jacket. That friggin dead cow can be a real pain in the ass to haul around. The blazer stigma is on the wane. The hat....not so much.

 

[learherkjay]

Seeing more and more blazer's. I'm over the leather jacket. That friggin dead cow can be a real pain in the ass to haul around. The blazer stigma is on the wane. The hat....not so much.

You know how I know you're gay?

 

[SWA/FO]

I look forward to purchasing a nice new Perrone leather jacket. Cya soon.

they run like $500, can you believe that?

 

[K-Mart]

What base has the biggest tools? BWI, MCO, DAL LAS, MDW, ..??

 

[StopNTSing]

What base has the biggest tools? BWI, MCO, DAL LAS, MDW, ..??

Keep going, you're not there yet.

 

[K-Mart]

Keep going, you're not there yet.

I hear guys gripe about PHX.

 

[Whataburger]

short sleeved shirts, leather jacket, no hat.