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Brazilgun

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Taking from the website:

On Skybus, you pay only for what you check. The first two bags are
5 bucks apiece. After that, it’s $50 a bag (yeah, so pack smartly).

Most people love our full cocktail bar and food menu, but if you’re not
into that, it won’t cost you a penny. Why should your ticket price include
your neighbor’s dinner? That also goes for blankets and pillows–which,
by the way, you get to keep if you buy. Oh, and don’t sneak food onboard unless you brought enough for the whole plane.

We don’t have a phone number. Seriously. We’d love to chat, but
those phone banks are expensive. And a good website like skybus.com
is even more convenient.

You probably won’t see any agents at the gate until boarding time. Remain calm. Just print your boarding pass at skybus.com and relish in the savings.

Yeah, we’ve got preferred seats. Sort of.​
There are no fancy reclining beds onboard, but you can pay 10 bucks extra
to board our brand-new A319 airplanes before anyone else.

Tickets are nonrefundable.
Refunding a ticket costs everyone, so we don’t allow it. Of course, our tickets are so cheap that it wouldn’t have been much of a refund anyway. If you need to change a ticket, your punishment for breaking a date with us is $40.

Where do I apply?:nuts:
 
Stews will make $9 an hour, and a comission on everything they sell---food, drinks etc. They won't be happy or friendly on empty flights!

Bye Bye--General Lee
 
Maybe they can install a stripper pole in the back, now there's some earning potential. I mean, what kind of whore will they get for $9 hour?

Skysluts. I think I may have a business plane here....hmmmmmm.
 
I agree.

Stews will make $9 an hour, and a comission on everything they sell---food, drinks etc. They won't be happy or friendly on empty flights!

Kind of like Delta, Northwest, American and United F/As who aren't happy or friendly on any flights.
 
At least with this business plan they won't be around for long. It will be kind of fun to watch them close up shop after that intial wad of cash goes to the CMH fuel vendors.
 
No phones, and agents that will appear at the last minute. One weather event will cause havok on that system.

AA
 
I love how they say "Most people love our bar and food menu"

How would they know that, they haven't even flown a flight yet.
 
No phones, and agents that will appear at the last minute. One weather event will cause havok on that system.

AA

How does that differ from any other airline? At least this way you know that you wont be on hold for an hour.
 
Oh, and don’t sneak food onboard unless you brought enough for the whole plane

I would love to see them try to stop someone with medical needs, ie, diabetic.
The ACLU will be all over this one.
 

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