And don't forget...
...to wish me a happy birthday, too.
When people find out that my birthday is the same day as the attacks, they always say, "Oh, that must be terrible."
I just reply that it's a constant reminder of why I volunteered to serve our country.
Maybe it was destiny that my birth was to be tied to an event that would change our country, and the world, in ways we couldn't have imagined beforehand...
...or maybe I'm just one of God's implements of destruction by administering a 30 millimeter enema to every terrorist I see.
...to wish me a happy birthday, too.
When people find out that my birthday is the same day as the attacks, they always say, "Oh, that must be terrible."
I just reply that it's a constant reminder of why I volunteered to serve our country.
Maybe it was destiny that my birth was to be tied to an event that would change our country, and the world, in ways we couldn't have imagined beforehand...
...or maybe I'm just one of God's implements of destruction by administering a 30 millimeter enema to every terrorist I see.