I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting a second job. There's an open position at the Oscar Meyer Hotdog Zone on Concourse C. I have all of the credentials:
1) I can steam a hotdog
2) I hate people
3) I can't speak English
4) I never do my job
5) I am unsanitary
I've also applied to several airlines as a Singing Furlough-Telegram. What should my costume be? I was leaning towards a middle finger, but creativity has never been my strong point.
I really like your style!
Anyone who has ever dined at pretty much any of the fine eating establishments in ATL will sure enough appreciate the humor here.... The best humor comes really close to the truth-and in ATL, this is painfully close!
I would probably just dress up like Gen Lee. That guy is a walking empennage of a horse-you could just make some fun poop sounds and maybe they would promote you to lower mgmt.-just like the they did that moron!