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[captpetefam]

quote: Freightdog75 "Jimmy...........do you like it when Scraps grabs on to your leg, and rubs up and down?" Peter Graves -- Airplane II

"Jimmy..........Have you ever seen a grown man naked before?" Peter Graves -- Airplane I

 

[Freight Dog]

"Well, it's bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, it's time for the big one..."

 

[flewa72]

You must find the tallest tree in the forest and cut it down with.....a herring.

No, wait, my bad. I was looking for the Holy Grail thread.

 

[mullet]

Since were drifting off course now....

"What's the Soup du Jour???"

"That's the Soup of the Day."

"MMMMMM, that sounds good."

dumb&dumber

 

[stillaboo]

"Well, it's bottom of the ninth, the score is tied, it's time for the big one..."

You sure you're up for this one, Freight Dog?

 

[BeechScrub]

"....and just when I thought you couldn't be an dumber, you go and do something like this.............AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"

 

[Hugh Jorgan]

So you're tellin' me there's a chance.........

 

[T-Gates]

You know, the elderly, aulthough slow, and dangerous behind the wheel, may still serve a purpose.....

 

[mullet]

".....it's OK I'm a limo driver...."

 

[sf3boy]

Where the beer flows like wine, Lloyd.

 

[Freight Dog]

You sure you're up for this one, Freight Dog?

Just a walk in the park, Boo!

 

[singlespeed]

: "It gets worse Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey? He's dead! His head fell off!"
Lloyd: "His head fell off!?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."


"That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!!"

 

[supsup]

pretty bird, pretty bird...

 

[Freight Dog]

I thought the Rockies would be a little rockier than this.

 

[Freightdog75]

Yea..............that John Denver is full of $hit man.

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"I cant remember her name simpson, swanson, stevens", "look on the brief case" "Ohh SAMSONITE"

 

[singlespeed]

Hey! Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

"That's a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"NICE HOOTERS"

"Any interesting breeding", "No, just doggy style"

 

[HAZ-MAT]

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

[colored_airman]

Quoted from a Chinese proverb.........

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.