S**** Mesa

[328dude]

Why are Texas cowgirls always so bowlegged?

Anyone, Anyone?

 

[328dude]

"God he loved flying with you Mullet"

 

[blzr]

so, you were in a 4G NEGATIVE dive with an E145?

Well ma'am, we were just trying to keep up with them on final to 36 left in CLT.

 

[Guppiedriver]

"Shot down in flames again Mav" Snif "Slider, you stink"

 

[Skull-One]

"Wooh! MiG-28s, no one's been this close before!"

 

[Freightdog75]

"Mothergoose you puuuuuuuussssssssssyyyyyyyyy!!!!!"

 

[stillaboo]

"Shot down in flames again Mav" Snif "Slider, you stink"

"Crashed and burned, huh Mav'?"

(Snif-snif)"Slider . . . you stink."

I know correcting these for accuracy makes me the king of all avaition dorks, but . . . I don't care.

 

[rk772]

"No, no, there's two O's in Goose boys."




"Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?"
"The list is long, but distinguished."
"Yea, well so is my Johnson."

 

[Simon Says]

I'm embarassed for you all.

 

[Hose A. Jiminez]

You guys are the biggest fcuking dorks i have ever seen.

 

[Skull-One]

"We're goin' ballistic Mav, go get him!"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"Goose I've had about enuff of this sh!t, I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by"

 

[supsup]

"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid, Great Balls of Fire"

supsup

 

[blzr]

The list is long, but distinguished....

(go ahead, knock this one out of the park)

 

[jobear]

"What I'm about to tell you is highly classified WE BE DORKS!"

I think thats how it went?

Jobear

 

[Skull-One]

"It's classified."

"It's what?"

"It's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."

"Lieutenant, I have top security clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you."

"Well it doesn't seem so in this case, ma'am, now does it?"


Bring on the dorkiness babaaaaaaaayyy!

 

[JetSpeed219]

"he's too close, I'm switching to guns"
"he's firing BREAK RIGHT BREAK RIGHT!"

 

[easy spirit]

Hey everyone...

"get your butts above the hard deck and return to base immediately!!"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"We nailed that SOB" "no, no, below the hard deck does not count" "Hard deck my a$$ we nailed the SOB"

 

[Skull-One]

"You two really are cowboys...."