S**** Mesa

[Skull-One]

"We're goin' ballistic Mav, go get him!"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"Goose I've had about enuff of this sh!t, I'll hit the brakes and he'll fly right by"

 

[supsup]

"The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid, Great Balls of Fire"

supsup

 

[blzr]

The list is long, but distinguished....

(go ahead, knock this one out of the park)

 

[jobear]

"What I'm about to tell you is highly classified WE BE DORKS!"

I think thats how it went?

Jobear

 

[Skull-One]

"It's classified."

"It's what?"

"It's classified. I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you."

"Lieutenant, I have top security clearance. The Pentagon sees to it that I know more than you."

"Well it doesn't seem so in this case, ma'am, now does it?"


Bring on the dorkiness babaaaaaaaayyy!

 

[JetSpeed219]

"he's too close, I'm switching to guns"
"he's firing BREAK RIGHT BREAK RIGHT!"

 

[easy spirit]

Hey everyone...

"get your butts above the hard deck and return to base immediately!!"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"We nailed that SOB" "no, no, below the hard deck does not count" "Hard deck my a$$ we nailed the SOB"

 

[Skull-One]

"You two really are cowboys...."

 

[Freight Dog]

"This is not good! $hit, we got a flameout, Mav. Engine 1 is out, engine 2 is out.."

 

[ArcticFlier]

The list is long, but distinguished....

(go ahead, knock this one out of the park)

So's my Johnson..........................

AF

Boy did this thread take a left turn

 

[blzr]

this is the best thread ever. shows what all you guys did in highschool and college. maybe ya should'a gotten laid a little more.

 

[nimtz]

this is the best thread ever. shows what all you guys did in highschool and college. maybe ya should'a gotten laid a little more.

Doesn't really look like things have changed. Looks like they still need to get laid more often. Nothing talks a chick's pants off like Top Gun quotes. Now I remember why I like to go out solo on long overnights...

 

[Skull-One]

"This is not good! $hit, we got a flameout, Mav. Engine 1 is out, engine 2 is out.."

"Mayday! Mayday! Mav's in trouble. He's in a flat spin. He's heading out to sea!"



This thread is great! I haven't laughed this hard since Full Metal Jacket.