S**** Mesa

[Freight Dog]

You sure you're up for this one, Freight Dog?

Just a walk in the park, Boo!

 

[singlespeed]

: "It gets worse Lloyd. My parakeet, Petey? He's dead! His head fell off!"
Lloyd: "His head fell off!?"
Harry: "Yeah, he was pretty old."


"That's it, I've had it with this dump! We got no food, we got no jobs, our pet's heads are falling off!!"

 

[supsup]

pretty bird, pretty bird...

 

[Freight Dog]

I thought the Rockies would be a little rockier than this.

 

[Freightdog75]

Yea..............that John Denver is full of $hit man.

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"I cant remember her name simpson, swanson, stevens", "look on the brief case" "Ohh SAMSONITE"

 

[singlespeed]

Hey! Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

"That's a lovely accent you have, New Jersey?"

 

[Slave2theGrind]

"NICE HOOTERS"

"Any interesting breeding", "No, just doggy style"

 

[HAZ-MAT]

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

 

[colored_airman]

Quoted from a Chinese proverb.........

Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[JetSpeed219]

flychicaga, I recognize the quote but can't for the life of me remember what it's from?????

 

[wscrj]

Troopers

That my friend is from the gospel of SuperTroopers, a great movie that did not get its due.

 

[tittyjet]

Just click on it......

....and break out the Lubriderm

http://dinamarca3.no.sapo.pt/party.html

 

[tittyjet]

You want the truth? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH:

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? YOU!? YOU, lieutenant Weinberg!?

I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.

You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines – you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know – that Santiago’s death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and reprehensible to you, SAVES LIVES.

Deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, You WANT me on that wall, you NEED me on that wall!

We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something – you use them as a punch line.

I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to someone who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it.

I would rather you have just said “Thank you,” and been on your way. Or, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a d amn WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO!


-- Col. Nathan R. Jesup,
Commanding Officer:
Marine Ground Forces
Guantanimo Bay, Cuba

 

[mullet]

Give me a liter of cola???

License and registration chicken f#cker?