Radiation or Rape...pick one

[buscap]

If the TSA agent is a hottie, can we pat her down?

Well, there's the rub.

TSA uses the same hiring criteria that ASA does for Flight Attendants. The odds of a hotty rub down are low.


At ASA an occasional hotty may slip through the cracks, but even then, they aren't around long these days.

They get fired, quit, or become a nonhottie due to Pilot-Induced-Enlarged-Butt-Syndrome (PIEBS).[/B]

And those kind of pilots drive me nuts; the ones who date Flight Attendants and feed them, then chuck them back into the pool once their butt explodes. Date and screw all you want, but you are not doing anyone a favor by feeding them.

That's part of the double-edged sword of our First officers making more money than most in the industry. When the FO wages were lower, they couldn't afford to finance a butt enlargement.

Hot Flight attendants are actually an endangered species, deserving protection from the poisonous butt widening fare of CHILLIS and RED LOBSTER.

They have signs at beach bars: DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS

We need signs that say: DO NOT FEED THE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Please help in the fight to stamp out PIEBS. October was SAVE THE TA TAS month. I propose we lobby congress to make November SAVE THE HOTTIES.

Bumper stickers, buttons, ties, hats, brown plastic wrist bands...there's no limit to the good we can do!!!!!

 

[LazyLightnin']

Almost as sexy as SAYERJM....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0

I like this one better. More factual.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-jSnKNCF0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Top Gum]

[FONT=&quot]So how far are they allowed to go with these pat-downs? One of the FA’s said the TSA felt her all the way down in the front and back. [/FONT]

 

[CA1900]

[FONT=&quot]So how far are they allowed to go with these pat-downs?[/FONT]

Until they meet "resistance." In other words, until they touch the twig and/or berries.

 

[Top Gum]

[FONT=&quot]That’s crazy. This TSA slob had hands down deep inside her pants. [/FONT]

 

[johnpeace]

Got my radiation-proof underwear today! Ready for ORD!

 

[Gr82Aviate]

Well, there's the rub.

TSA uses the same hiring criteria that ASA does for Flight Attendants. The odds of a hotty rub down are low.


At ASA an occasional hotty may slip through the cracks, but even then, they aren't around long these days.

They get fired, quit, or become a nonhottie due to Pilot-Induced-Enlarged-Butt-Syndrome (PIEBS).[/B]

And those kind of pilots drive me nuts; the ones who date Flight Attendants and feed them, then chuck them back into the pool once their butt explodes. Date and screw all you want, but you are not doing anyone a favor by feeding them.

That's part of the double-edged sword of our First officers making more money than most in the industry. When the FO wages were lower, they couldn't afford to finance a butt enlargement.

Hot Flight attendants are actually an endangered species, deserving protection from the poisonous butt widening fare of CHILLIS and RED LOBSTER.

They have signs at beach bars: DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS

We need signs that say: DO NOT FEED THE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Please help in the fight to stamp out PIEBS. October was SAVE THE TA TAS month. I propose we lobby congress to make November SAVE THE HOTTIES.

Bumper stickers, buttons, ties, hats, brown plastic wrist bands...there's no limit to the good we can do!!!!!

First Mitt, then Jimmy, and now you...what is this world coming to?

 

[CX880]

[FONT=&quot]That’s crazy. This TSA slob had hands down deep inside her pants. [/FONT]

odds are the bombs will be located deep inside her pants.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Come feel me up....or hell...come scan me.

I've done porn....and have nothing to hide......or be ashamed of.

 

[A-V-8]

Have some fun with the pat down. When the smurf gets to your crotch just push forward and go "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Or just have a red bean, boiled egg, tuna fish smoothie for breakfast. It's gonna be so much fun.