Radiation or Rape...pick one

[buscap]

If the TSA agent is a hottie, can we pat her down?

Well, there's the rub.

TSA uses the same hiring criteria that ASA does for Flight Attendants. The odds of a hotty rub down are low.


At ASA an occasional hotty may slip through the cracks, but even then, they aren't around long these days.

They get fired, quit, or become a nonhottie due to Pilot-Induced-Enlarged-Butt-Syndrome (PIEBS).[/B]

And those kind of pilots drive me nuts; the ones who date Flight Attendants and feed them, then chuck them back into the pool once their butt explodes. Date and screw all you want, but you are not doing anyone a favor by feeding them.

That's part of the double-edged sword of our First officers making more money than most in the industry. When the FO wages were lower, they couldn't afford to finance a butt enlargement.

Hot Flight attendants are actually an endangered species, deserving protection from the poisonous butt widening fare of CHILLIS and RED LOBSTER.

They have signs at beach bars: DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS

We need signs that say: DO NOT FEED THE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Please help in the fight to stamp out PIEBS. October was SAVE THE TA TAS month. I propose we lobby congress to make November SAVE THE HOTTIES.

Bumper stickers, buttons, ties, hats, brown plastic wrist bands...there's no limit to the good we can do!!!!!

 

[LazyLightnin']

Almost as sexy as SAYERJM....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0

I like this one better. More factual.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-jSnKNCF0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[Top Gum]

[FONT=&quot]So how far are they allowed to go with these pat-downs? One of the FA’s said the TSA felt her all the way down in the front and back. [/FONT]

 

[CA1900]

[FONT=&quot]So how far are they allowed to go with these pat-downs?[/FONT]

Until they meet "resistance." In other words, until they touch the twig and/or berries.

 

[Top Gum]

[FONT=&quot]That’s crazy. This TSA slob had hands down deep inside her pants. [/FONT]

 

[johnpeace]

Got my radiation-proof underwear today! Ready for ORD!

 

[Gr82Aviate]

Well, there's the rub.

TSA uses the same hiring criteria that ASA does for Flight Attendants. The odds of a hotty rub down are low.


At ASA an occasional hotty may slip through the cracks, but even then, they aren't around long these days.

They get fired, quit, or become a nonhottie due to Pilot-Induced-Enlarged-Butt-Syndrome (PIEBS).[/B]

And those kind of pilots drive me nuts; the ones who date Flight Attendants and feed them, then chuck them back into the pool once their butt explodes. Date and screw all you want, but you are not doing anyone a favor by feeding them.

That's part of the double-edged sword of our First officers making more money than most in the industry. When the FO wages were lower, they couldn't afford to finance a butt enlargement.

Hot Flight attendants are actually an endangered species, deserving protection from the poisonous butt widening fare of CHILLIS and RED LOBSTER.

They have signs at beach bars: DO NOT FEED THE BIRDS

We need signs that say: DO NOT FEED THE HOT FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Please help in the fight to stamp out PIEBS. October was SAVE THE TA TAS month. I propose we lobby congress to make November SAVE THE HOTTIES.

Bumper stickers, buttons, ties, hats, brown plastic wrist bands...there's no limit to the good we can do!!!!!

First Mitt, then Jimmy, and now you...what is this world coming to?

 

[CX880]

[FONT=&quot]That’s crazy. This TSA slob had hands down deep inside her pants. [/FONT]

odds are the bombs will be located deep inside her pants.

 

[Salukipilot4590]

Come feel me up....or hell...come scan me.

I've done porn....and have nothing to hide......or be ashamed of.

 

[A-V-8]

Have some fun with the pat down. When the smurf gets to your crotch just push forward and go "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Or just have a red bean, boiled egg, tuna fish smoothie for breakfast. It's gonna be so much fun.

 

[BOX OFFICE]

It's easy for you guys. Your underwear doesn't (usually) contain metal parts. Our only options are get felt up or go commando.

 

[zawillif]

They put one of these machines in at IAD at the dedicated employee screening area. Now every other employee has to go through it. As soon as I walked up the guy was like, "Sir, I need you to empty your shirt pockets and take off your belt." I just looked at him and laughed and said no thanks. Got pulled aside and got a full pat down, took about 5 full minutes. Next time I'm asking for a private screening.

Lets get all the IAD employees to do this. Please.

 

[v1valarob]

They put one of these machines in at IAD at the dedicated employee screening area. Now every other employee has to go through it. As soon as I walked up the guy was like, "Sir, I need you to empty your shirt pockets and take off your belt." I just looked at him and laughed and said no thanks. Got pulled aside and got a full pat down, took about 5 full minutes. Next time I'm asking for a private screening.

Lets get all the IAD employees to do this. Please.

Past few mornings it hasn't even been running. The first day I saw it going, they had people backed up pretty far, and they didn't seem to know how to use it.

I guess they scan the person, then they confirm "clear" over the head set. One lady couldn't find what the person on the other end of the headset was talking about, and had the person standing there for awhile. Then people started backing up, then they started to funnel everyone through the original metal detector.

It was a mess, and even the TSA guy said "this saves no time at all.."

 

[EHE2]

I got the feel up because I had an underwire bra on. It is not a comforting feeling having some butch take her hands and spread my cracks through my pants, have me open my pants and she look down them, nor is it fun having her grabbing my breasts. It is extremely humiliating while you are in uniform, especially when passengers gawk at you. She did entire pat down twice, like once wasn't enough?
I felt so violated, but I was to frightened to say anything. These idiots have more power than the FAA. Did you know they can say you are a threat to national security and order an emergency revocation of your licences? They don't have to tell you why you are a threat and there is little to no recourse... Thank the patriot act for that one.

 

[sunlitpath]

See me, feel me, touch me: The Who, from the rock opera, Tommy

 

[Lowrider717]

I got the feel up because I had an underwire bra on. It is not a comforting feeling having some butch take her hands and spread my cracks through my pants, have me open my pants and she look down them, nor is it fun having her grabbing my breasts. It is extremely humiliating while you are in uniform, especially when passengers gawk at you. She did entire pat down twice, like once wasn't enough?
I felt so violated, but I was to frightened to say anything. These idiots have more power than the FAA. Did you know they can say you are a threat to national security and order an emergency revocation of your licences? They don't have to tell you why you are a threat and there is little to no recourse... Thank the patriot act for that one.

I guess the big question is Will you submit to again now that you know what you're in for, or will you stand up for your rights, dignity, etc.

They only have the power because YOU give it to them. They will continue until We stand United and say NO!

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