FN FAL said:Why not apply to a regional just to go to the interview and have some fun with it.
Show up in some kind of whacked snake skin boots, leather pants, wallet with a big chain and a fish net t-shirt. Some kind of appropriate and relevant hat and a ton of gaudy turquoise bling, would really round out the costume.
Why not just wear leiderhosen and a top hat and cane? With little elf boots with bells on the tip? Or, go to pimpdaddy.com and shop for your attire.