Playing the Pilot Card

[YourPilotFriend]

If it weren't for the dorks who accepted 15K to use the line, it would still work.

 

[pa31capt]

it still works with older women, the ones you remember when it was a big thing, now it seems that everyone uses it, even if they have a pvt and haven't flown in years.

 

[skygirl1968]

Just say you're in the high-speed aluminum tubing business, and then thrust your hips at them. Gets 'em every time.

ROFLMAO...i almost had pepsi coming out of my nose when i read that one! i can tell you that being a pilot when you're a chick is a lot more effective for picking up guys. even though i'm a private pilot, and i thoroughly explain what that is, guys seem to be pretty impressed. they think its cool and always wanna go for a flight (till i explain what a 172 is, then they pu$$ out). i don't tell em' that's what i do for a living though...i tell 'em that's what i do for fun.

 

[bubbers44]

Tell your doctor you drive an 18 wheeler, tell the gal at the bar you are a pilot. That is all you have to remember. It works. They love it.

 

[satpak77]

I told a girl in a bar I just got released from prison once, and I banged her the same night

 

[siucavflight]

You gotta know the right way to play it, you cant just throw it at them. Talk to them for a while, when they get around to the question of what do you do, tell them that you work at the airport, they get curious, and say what do you do at the airport(getting worried that you throw bags) and you casually say I am a pilot, like it is no big deal. From there its panties off.

 

[AerroMatt]

Confused...

Tell your doctor you drive an 18 wheeler, tell the gal at the bar you are a pilot. That is all you have to remember. It works. They love it.

Uh, since I'm both a pilot and a truck driver, which should I tell to which? I think I've been telling it wrong, ya reckon?

 

[135fr8r]

If I'm in a bar/club, I don't have to tell them a thing. I'm usually the guy on stage playing drums......that in itself works great.

 

[siucavflight]

If I'm in a bar/club, I don't have to tell them a thing. I'm usually the guy on stage playing drums......that in itself works great.

Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

 

[Gorilla]

<At a loss for words; dork overload; must... resist... scathing comments>
uke:

 

[dumblonde]

You gotta know the right way to play it, you cant just throw it at them. Talk to them for a while, when they get around to the question of what do you do, tell them that you work at the airport, they get curious, and say what do you do at the airport(getting worried that you throw bags) and you casually say I am a pilot, like it is no big deal. From there its panties off.

Exactly!

 

[labbats]

Obviously you don't know anything about women because all during high school you were watching Top Gun. Then you get to college, which is a flight school with 98 out of 100 being guys.

Whoops

 

[fxbat]

""Just say you're in the high-speed aluminum tubing business, and then thrust your hips at them. Gets 'em every time.""
(O yaa -Duff man style)

Priceless

 

[Mr Wu]

ROFLMAO...i almost had pepsi coming out of my nose when i read that one! i can tell you that being a pilot when you're a chick is a lot more effective for picking up guys. even though i'm a private pilot, and i thoroughly explain what that is, guys seem to be pretty impressed. they think its cool and always wanna go for a flight (till i explain what a 172 is, then they pu$$ out). i don't tell em' that's what i do for a living though...i tell 'em that's what i do for fun.

HA HA HA. A chick that has to work on getting laid.

 

[Freight Dog]

I bagged my doctor wife by telling her I was a broke commuter pilot trash flying a little 37-passenger puddle jumper for about $1500/mo, sleeping on an air mattress and making fancy meals out of ramen noodles with 2 other roommies.

Imagine her response....

"WHAAAAAAAAT???? You're a pilot and you make $1500/mo???"

"Yes ma'am!"

"Oh you poor thing.... here, let me take care of you."

Needless to say, my commuter years weren't that painful after that, occasional emotional trauma aside.

All how you play it......