Playing the Pilot Card

[FN FAL]

Wankers is reserved for funny sounding people.

...and wankers.

 

[xcr600]

I'm tired of wankers making fun of pilots that use the pilot card to get tail. What are you soo cool, or are you ashamed of being a pilot? Most likely you aren't smart enough to play it right, and have gotten burnt, so now you make fun of the rest of us that know how to play it.
If you dont' want to play it, fine, but don't worry about the rest of us.

HA HA you are such a dork. Dont forget to tell these women that once you finish your CFI rating you will work for 15k a year then once you do that for a while you will work for 20k hoping to upgrade in a 3 years to 50k. HA HA HA HA

 

[satpak77]

HA HA you are such a dork. Dont forget to tell these women that once you finish your CFI rating you will work for 15k a year then once you do that for a while you will work for 20k hoping to upgrade in a 3 years to 50k. HA HA HA HA

don't forget "I am in debt for 50 grand" part

 

[Trogdor]

The guys who play the pilot card are guys like air cowboy who have 300 hours. Then the chick asks, "hey thats cool, like, what airline do you work for?" So you have to explain that you fly a Cessna 172. Then she says "like, I've never heard of that airline." Then their friends laugh at you as they go home with a lawyer in a BMW.

 

[Doozer]

It's all in knowing how to play the "pilot card" and learning to manage expectations.

Underplaying it works better.

I tell people I'm an "ambulance driver." Eventually, someone who knows me will amplify. Then ... it's like flies to poop.

 

[satpak77]

anybody who plays "I am a pilot" to get chicks is a major dork

if you can't get chicks based on your personality, well, sucks to be you

 

[AirBadger]

I use my pilot card all the time. It gets me a free frosty at Wendy's.

 

[IFollowRoads]

The "I'm a dentist, and I must admit that I've never come across a set of bicuspids like those..." line works alot better than "I'm a pilot."

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

If asked, I'll say I'm an aircraft mechanic.
(I'd never admid being a pilot)


CE


(damn Anet nerds...)

 

[NW_Pilot]

WOW! It must be loser day on FI. Using the 'pilot card' to get tail?
My experience has been that telling a woman you're a pilot is like telling them that you've got herpes. It's a repellent for women; I suppose that if you want a piece of trailer trash tail (herpes optional), then you go tell 'em you're a pilot.
One of my best friends used to tell women that he was a door to door brush salesman. He found it much more effective than telling them you're a pilot.

Hey, Trailer trash tail is great! They know how to do what you ask how ever strange it may be!