Playing the Pilot Card

[YourPilotFriend]

If it weren't for the dorks who accepted 15K to use the line, it would still work.

 

[pa31capt]

it still works with older women, the ones you remember when it was a big thing, now it seems that everyone uses it, even if they have a pvt and haven't flown in years.

 

[skygirl1968]

Just say you're in the high-speed aluminum tubing business, and then thrust your hips at them. Gets 'em every time.

ROFLMAO...i almost had pepsi coming out of my nose when i read that one! i can tell you that being a pilot when you're a chick is a lot more effective for picking up guys. even though i'm a private pilot, and i thoroughly explain what that is, guys seem to be pretty impressed. they think its cool and always wanna go for a flight (till i explain what a 172 is, then they pu$$ out). i don't tell em' that's what i do for a living though...i tell 'em that's what i do for fun.

 

[bubbers44]

Tell your doctor you drive an 18 wheeler, tell the gal at the bar you are a pilot. That is all you have to remember. It works. They love it.

 

[satpak77]

I told a girl in a bar I just got released from prison once, and I banged her the same night

 

[siucavflight]

You gotta know the right way to play it, you cant just throw it at them. Talk to them for a while, when they get around to the question of what do you do, tell them that you work at the airport, they get curious, and say what do you do at the airport(getting worried that you throw bags) and you casually say I am a pilot, like it is no big deal. From there its panties off.

 

[AerroMatt]

Confused...

Tell your doctor you drive an 18 wheeler, tell the gal at the bar you are a pilot. That is all you have to remember. It works. They love it.

Uh, since I'm both a pilot and a truck driver, which should I tell to which? I think I've been telling it wrong, ya reckon?

 

[135fr8r]

If I'm in a bar/club, I don't have to tell them a thing. I'm usually the guy on stage playing drums......that in itself works great.

 

[siucavflight]

If I'm in a bar/club, I don't have to tell them a thing. I'm usually the guy on stage playing drums......that in itself works great.

Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

 

[Gorilla]

<At a loss for words; dork overload; must... resist... scathing comments>
uke:

 

[dumblonde]

You gotta know the right way to play it, you cant just throw it at them. Talk to them for a while, when they get around to the question of what do you do, tell them that you work at the airport, they get curious, and say what do you do at the airport(getting worried that you throw bags) and you casually say I am a pilot, like it is no big deal. From there its panties off.

Exactly!

 

[labbats]

Obviously you don't know anything about women because all during high school you were watching Top Gun. Then you get to college, which is a flight school with 98 out of 100 being guys.

Whoops

 

[fxbat]

""Just say you're in the high-speed aluminum tubing business, and then thrust your hips at them. Gets 'em every time.""
(O yaa -Duff man style)

Priceless

 

[Mr Wu]

ROFLMAO...i almost had pepsi coming out of my nose when i read that one! i can tell you that being a pilot when you're a chick is a lot more effective for picking up guys. even though i'm a private pilot, and i thoroughly explain what that is, guys seem to be pretty impressed. they think its cool and always wanna go for a flight (till i explain what a 172 is, then they pu$$ out). i don't tell em' that's what i do for a living though...i tell 'em that's what i do for fun.

HA HA HA. A chick that has to work on getting laid.

 

[Freight Dog]

I bagged my doctor wife by telling her I was a broke commuter pilot trash flying a little 37-passenger puddle jumper for about $1500/mo, sleeping on an air mattress and making fancy meals out of ramen noodles with 2 other roommies.

Imagine her response....

"WHAAAAAAAAT???? You're a pilot and you make $1500/mo???"

"Yes ma'am!"

"Oh you poor thing.... here, let me take care of you."

Needless to say, my commuter years weren't that painful after that, occasional emotional trauma aside.

All how you play it......

 

[Andy]

Wow, there's more of you losers out there than I realized that don't know how to play it!!! You can't just drop it out there.
Btw, I'm not a weekend warrior, just haven't updated. I have about 1000 dual given now, I'm paying my dues, but man, I love the way the girls respond to pilots, even if I am only making 20K a yr.

1000 hours dual given! Wow! Son, I've got more hours on aircraft while unconscious in multi engined jets than you have flight time.
BTW, you had 300+ hours listed on your TT. Since you registered in Sep 04, that'd mean that you've done a helluva lot of flying since then IF you have 1000 hrs dual given. And FWIW, 1000 hrs dual given doesn't impress me.

I'm on wife V2.1 (she had an augmentation modification ... mmmm, nice mod; highly recommended). When I met her, she knew that I was a pilot (on a TDY with my Guard unit; she's an AF ICU nurse). I don't try to hide the fact that I'm a pilot; it's just that I found it to be a hindrance.
She had four types of men that she said she'd never date:
1) Guys with kids (I have two from a previous marriage)
2) White guys (she's Hispanic; I'm white as wonder bread)
3) Academy Grads (filled that square)
4) Pilots
In spite of that, she married me. Did I mention that she's a decade younger than me?
Stick with the pilot line, son. It's your strong card. Maybe you'll grow up one day and develop a personality.

Here's something from Smashmouth that reminded me of ya:
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

 

[Metro752]

I bagged my doctor wife by telling her I was a broke commuter pilot trash flying a little 37-passenger puddle jumper for about $1500/mo, sleeping on an air mattress and making fancy meals out of ramen noodles with 2 other roommies.

Imagine her response....

"WHAAAAAAAAT???? You're a pilot and you make $1500/mo???"

"Yes ma'am!"

"Oh you poor thing.... here, let me take care of you."

Needless to say, my commuter years weren't that painful after that, occasional emotional trauma aside.

All how you play it......

You are hero material.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

The janitors at Ford motor company make 75-90K a year. That's a better card to play.

 

[dumblonde]

The janitors at Ford motor company make 75-90K a year. That's a better card to play.

Hey honey want to see how big my broom closet is?

Oh yeah that gets me excited.(said with sarcasm)

 

[YourPilotFriend]

Hey honey want to see how big my broom closet is?

Oh yeah that gets me excited.(said with sarcasm)

Oh shush the janitor has way more to offer than the average pilot. You see they don't accept a 50% paycut to get new mops.

 

[skygirl1968]

HA HA HA. A chick that has to work on getting laid.

did i say anywhere in that post that i was working on getting laid? its a great conversation starter. i suppose by using the terminology that i did, it sounded like that but its not what i meant. i used the phrase "picking up guys" loosely (no pun intended) and doesn't mean i'm taking them home. talking about aviation, flying...etc is a good way to weed out the idiots that only want to get in your pants by saying that they are pilots

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Im sexy enough to get laid no matter what I say.

 

[QuasarZ]

Wow... I have a few things to add.
1. Who F'in cares if people use the "Im a pilot" to get chicks?
2. Why are some of you so afraid to say, I am a pilot? If you hate it that much then why did you waste all that time and money to get to where you are?
3. Why make up stupid occupations just to avoid saying you are a pilot? You are a pilot, so just tell them

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Indeed.. I don't get it.. I wont yell it of the roof, but if they ask me what I do, I tell m... big freaking deal.

 

[Slippery Mick]

DORKS

Agreed. Pilots are just comic-book guys and trekkies who envision themselves as starship captains.

 

[hawk16e]

I bagged my doctor wife by telling her I was a broke commuter pilot trash flying a little 37-passenger puddle jumper for about $1500/mo, sleeping on an air mattress and making fancy meals out of ramen noodles with 2 other roommies.

Imagine her response....

"WHAAAAAAAAT???? You're a pilot and you make $1500/mo???"

"Yes ma'am!"

"Oh you poor thing.... here, let me take care of you."

Needless to say, my commuter years weren't that painful after that, occasional emotional trauma aside.

All how you play it......

I've got to get one of those doctors, I would even go with the head nurse.

 

[XLDaddy]

If asked, I'm always too embarassed to tell a chick I'm a pilot, I just go with the unemployed rodeo clown bit, works every time.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

Wow... I have a few things to add.
1. Who F'in cares if people use the "Im a pilot" to get chicks?
2. Why are some of you so afraid to say, I am a pilot? If you hate it that much then why did you waste all that time and money to get to where you are?
3. Why make up stupid occupations just to avoid saying you are a pilot? You are a pilot, so just tell them

Nothing says desperate and creepy like trying to use your career to get you laid. It doesn't matter what career it is. Also it annoys me because most professional aviators, like major airline pilots don't use it; it's usually the dorky student piltos that try it. Personally, I have never played that card ever and wouldn't even think about using it.

 

[BuddhaJ]

I played the pilot card once, right after i got my private pilot license. At a bar, conversation went on till the "what do you do?" question came up. I told the girl, trying to act all cool, I'm a pilot...she responded Bull...I tried to convince her that it wasn't a cheesy pick up line. I told her I could prove it and showed her my pilot license, it was the old paper license..she looked at it and said..This isn't real..you're full of sh--! That ended that.

And then there was the time I was in uniform, brand new co-pilot with my shiny bars on, checking out of a hotel and another hotel guest came up to me and asked if I could get his car for him.

My 2 proudest moments in aviation!

 

[AerroMatt]

???

I bagged my doctor wife by telling her I was a broke commuter pilot trash flying a little 37-passenger puddle jumper for about $1500/mo, sleeping on an air mattress and making fancy meals out of ramen noodles with 2 other roommies.

Imagine her response....

"WHAAAAAAAAT???? You're a pilot and you make $1500/mo???"

"Yes ma'am!"

"Oh you poor thing.... here, let me take care of you."

Needless to say, my commuter years weren't that painful after that, occasional emotional trauma aside.

All how you play it......

And she banged you for that line??? Wow!!! Methinks I'm gonna recheck my
Dr's credentials after reading this. Hehe