Playing the Pilot Card

[air cowboy]

WOW! It must be loser day on FI. Using the 'pilot card' to get tail?
My experience has been that telling a woman you're a pilot is like telling them that you've got herpes. It's a repellent for women; I suppose that if you want a piece of trailer trash tail (herpes optional), then you go tell 'em you're a pilot.
One of my best friends used to tell women that he was a door to door brush salesman. He found it much more effective than telling them you're a pilot.

Wow, there's more of you losers out there than I realized that don't know how to play it!!! You can't just drop it out there.
Btw, I'm not a weekend warrior, just haven't updated. I have about 1000 dual given now, I'm paying my dues, but man, I love the way the girls respond to pilots, even if I am only making 20K a yr.

 

[RichardRambone]

Bwahahahaha! Losers!!!!

 

[Simon Says]

The only people that use the pilot card are low time, inexperienced guys. Come on guys.....300hrs???? 1000hrs????.....Let me give you kids a hint. Look at the total time of the guys making fun of you two chumps. This should give you a clue, but I am sure you will come back with some remark about how cool it is to wear your flight suit as you practice your turns around a pylon.

 

[dumblonde]

Shame that just being yourself doesn't work.

Hmmm, wonder what ever could be the problem?

 

[air cowboy]

Shame that just being yourself doesn't work.

Hmmm, wonder what ever could be the problem?

I couldn't agree more. What's up with you guys that hide who you are and what you do for a living? What do you say when they ask, "What do you do?" Lie? Help yourself out and get some self-esteem if your ashamed of what you do.

 

[Mr Wu]

Best one I ever heard a pilot tell a chick.....

"What do you guys do?"

"We're crosswalk painters."

I spat out my beer I was laughing so hard.

 

[ptarmigan]

If girls are shallow enough to care what you do, then anything you tell them is fair game, as long as it works! I don't tell them directly, but they usually figure it out at some point, it seems. BTW, I'm not ashamed of being a pilot at all, it just takes the sport out of it to tell them right off!

 

[Almerick07]

The best response I've ever gotten is from being myself, if you make it far enough into the night with them eventually they will find out what you do and at that point you should already be in....and yes they will tell their friends they slept with a pilot, thats just how it is.

 

[barnyard]

My hot girlfirend says you're a moron.

 

[unreal]

Just say you're in the high-speed aluminum tubing business, and then thrust your hips at them. Gets 'em every time.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

If it weren't for the dorks who accepted 15K to use the line, it would still work.

 

[pa31capt]

it still works with older women, the ones you remember when it was a big thing, now it seems that everyone uses it, even if they have a pvt and haven't flown in years.

 

[skygirl1968]

Just say you're in the high-speed aluminum tubing business, and then thrust your hips at them. Gets 'em every time.

ROFLMAO...i almost had pepsi coming out of my nose when i read that one! i can tell you that being a pilot when you're a chick is a lot more effective for picking up guys. even though i'm a private pilot, and i thoroughly explain what that is, guys seem to be pretty impressed. they think its cool and always wanna go for a flight (till i explain what a 172 is, then they pu$$ out). i don't tell em' that's what i do for a living though...i tell 'em that's what i do for fun.

 

[bubbers44]

Tell your doctor you drive an 18 wheeler, tell the gal at the bar you are a pilot. That is all you have to remember. It works. They love it.

 

[satpak77]

I told a girl in a bar I just got released from prison once, and I banged her the same night

 

[siucavflight]

You gotta know the right way to play it, you cant just throw it at them. Talk to them for a while, when they get around to the question of what do you do, tell them that you work at the airport, they get curious, and say what do you do at the airport(getting worried that you throw bags) and you casually say I am a pilot, like it is no big deal. From there its panties off.

 

[AerroMatt]

Confused...

Tell your doctor you drive an 18 wheeler, tell the gal at the bar you are a pilot. That is all you have to remember. It works. They love it.

Uh, since I'm both a pilot and a truck driver, which should I tell to which? I think I've been telling it wrong, ya reckon?

 

[135fr8r]

If I'm in a bar/club, I don't have to tell them a thing. I'm usually the guy on stage playing drums......that in itself works great.

 

[siucavflight]

If I'm in a bar/club, I don't have to tell them a thing. I'm usually the guy on stage playing drums......that in itself works great.

Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

 

[Gorilla]

<At a loss for words; dork overload; must... resist... scathing comments>
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