Playing the Pilot Card

[dumblonde]

This coming from a guy that has a rabbit dressed up like a bee as his avatar.... I don't even want to know the story behind that.

I do, that bunny's cute.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

People on here were saying I wasn't very friendly so I had to lighten up my image.

 

[JohnnyP]

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Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

I played drums in a band back in college too, the usual college bar scene, etc. So I was supposed to get laid doing this??? Damn, WTF happened?. What was wrong with me, I must have done something wrong. I dont remember getting laid because I had chops.

I guess when the ladies came back to the frat house and I had to ask the mice to politely leave, slip off my sperry loafers, and i put on Steely Dan, I guess that wasnt too cool, huh?

 

[siucavflight]

I played drums in a band back in college too, the usual college bar scene, etc. So I was supposed to get laid doing this??? dang, WTF happened?. What was wrong with me, I must have done something wrong. I dont remember getting laid because I had chops.

I guess when the ladies came back to the frat house and I had to ask the mice to politely leave, slip off my sperry loafers, and i put on Steely Dan, I guess that wasnt too cool, huh?

Band members get chicks, at least the cool ones.:beer:

 

[TurboJetCpt]

I wear my full uniform and airline hat when I shop for groceries or household goods. I also have a "I'd rather be flying" license plate holder. Currently, I am ass-deep in tail...someone help me please !

:laugh:

 

[JohnnyP]

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Band members get chicks, at least the cool ones.:beer:

Yea your right.

 

[DObyDEFAULT]

Not a WANKER

I play the "Pilot Card" when my "Actor Card" doesn't seal the deal. The Hollywood bimbo types just can' keep their hands off me - I guarantee i've had more "tail" in the flight levels than anyone on Earth.


Look at my CAPTAIN"S HAT DAMMIT - admire the stripes while you service ME!!

 

[skygirl1968]

I wear my full uniform and airline hat when I shop for groceries or household goods. I also have a "I'd rather be flying" license plate holder. Currently, I am ass-deep in tail...someone help me please !

:laugh:

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

 

[Flyby1206]

If asked, I'm always too embarassed to tell a chick I'm a pilot, I just go with the unemployed rodeo clown bit, works every time.

Ice Cream Truck Driver works great for me. Business gets slow in the winter, but I still do it to make the kids happy.

 

[AerroMatt]

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

My license plate frame used to read "Truckers do it in the fast lane." I never got ANY tail out of that sucker! Finally threw it away and married my right hand. Hehe:nuts: