Playing the Pilot Card

[AerroMatt]

did i say anywhere in that post that i was working on getting laid? its a great conversation starter.

Uh Hum... <perk>... (adjusting collar). Hey sky??? Are you still working on getting laid?

Hehe. J/K hun. I gotta have my fun! :beer:

 

[BLing]

I have a pilot friend that when asked by chicks at a bar what he does for a living, he tells them that he was the guy a few years back that went to use the bathroom in a Manhatten Starbucks. Well, when he went to sit down on the toilet seat, it happened to shift and it crushed his balls, now he cant have kids and he got $10 million out of it. Most chicks actually beleive this and feel sorry for him. He ends up loosing them when he tells them that a year later, he went through a McDonalds drive through and had hot coffee spilled on his balls, and got another $10 million.

 

[MalteseX]

I told a girl in a bar I just got released from prison once, and I banged her the same night

That worked for me one time too.....
I absolutely don't understand them.

 

[aussiefly]

are you not from the U.S.

Wankers is reserved for funny sounding people.

LOL I resent that representation of most Australians lol

 

[QuasarZ]

Nothing says desperate and creepy like trying to use your career to get you laid. It doesn't matter what career it is. Also it annoys me because most professional aviators, like major airline pilots don't use it; it's usually the dorky student piltos that try it. Personally, I have never played that card ever and wouldn't even think about using it.

yea, usuing it to get you laid is pretty lame and desperate, Im saying if you are just in a conversation or whatever and they ask you what you do, its dumb to make something up, just say what you do.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

yea, usuing it to get you laid is pretty lame and desperate, Im saying if you are just in a conversation or whatever and they ask you what you do, its dumb to make something up, just say what you do.

Yeah people generally don't like to be lied to when it comes to that.

 

[CaptainChris77]

Yeah people generally don't like to be lied to when it comes to that.

This coming from a guy that has a rabbit dressed up like a bee as his avatar.... I don't even want to know the story behind that.

 

[siucavflight]

Yeah people generally don't like to be lied to when it comes to that.

If I am out and looking for a girl to bring home that night I am really not too concerned with telling her the truth about anything. I dont tell her my real name, I dont take her to my real place, I would never want her to find out my real phone number.

 

[Wankel7]

I'm tired of wankers making fun of pilots that use the pilot card to get tail.

Wanker? Yikes, I might represent that remark!

Wankel

 

[skygirl1968]

Uh Hum... <perk>... (adjusting collar). Hey sky??? Are you still working on getting laid?

Hehe. J/K hun. I gotta have my fun! :beer:

everyday man...everyday. and since your a trucker instead of a pilot that's a bonus!! i don't date pilots...trucker trash sounds good. got some extra room in that cab?

heh heh...gotta have my fun too! :nuts:

 

[dumblonde]

This coming from a guy that has a rabbit dressed up like a bee as his avatar.... I don't even want to know the story behind that.

I do, that bunny's cute.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

People on here were saying I wasn't very friendly so I had to lighten up my image.

 

[JohnnyP]

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Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

I played drums in a band back in college too, the usual college bar scene, etc. So I was supposed to get laid doing this??? Damn, WTF happened?. What was wrong with me, I must have done something wrong. I dont remember getting laid because I had chops.

I guess when the ladies came back to the frat house and I had to ask the mice to politely leave, slip off my sperry loafers, and i put on Steely Dan, I guess that wasnt too cool, huh?

 

[siucavflight]

I played drums in a band back in college too, the usual college bar scene, etc. So I was supposed to get laid doing this??? dang, WTF happened?. What was wrong with me, I must have done something wrong. I dont remember getting laid because I had chops.

I guess when the ladies came back to the frat house and I had to ask the mice to politely leave, slip off my sperry loafers, and i put on Steely Dan, I guess that wasnt too cool, huh?

Band members get chicks, at least the cool ones.:beer:

 

[TurboJetCpt]

I wear my full uniform and airline hat when I shop for groceries or household goods. I also have a "I'd rather be flying" license plate holder. Currently, I am ass-deep in tail...someone help me please !

:laugh:

 

[JohnnyP]

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Band members get chicks, at least the cool ones.:beer:

Yea your right.

 

[DObyDEFAULT]

Not a WANKER

I play the "Pilot Card" when my "Actor Card" doesn't seal the deal. The Hollywood bimbo types just can' keep their hands off me - I guarantee i've had more "tail" in the flight levels than anyone on Earth.


Look at my CAPTAIN"S HAT DAMMIT - admire the stripes while you service ME!!

 

[skygirl1968]

I wear my full uniform and airline hat when I shop for groceries or household goods. I also have a "I'd rather be flying" license plate holder. Currently, I am ass-deep in tail...someone help me please !

:laugh:

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

 

[Flyby1206]

If asked, I'm always too embarassed to tell a chick I'm a pilot, I just go with the unemployed rodeo clown bit, works every time.

Ice Cream Truck Driver works great for me. Business gets slow in the winter, but I still do it to make the kids happy.

 

[AerroMatt]

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

My license plate frame used to read "Truckers do it in the fast lane." I never got ANY tail out of that sucker! Finally threw it away and married my right hand. Hehe:nuts:

 

[TurboJetCpt]

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

WHOAAAAAAAAAAA...you and I need to git togethah !

 

[Petrov]

I dont need no stinking pilot card! Im so sexy I masturbate looking at myself in the mirror!

 

[check6]

Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

Absolutely!! I've been wanting to learn how to play the guitar!! I have guitar envy. . .

 

[lawfly]

Funny thread. I remember a time when I offered to take the hottest girl in a particular establishment up for a ride in a Mooney to which I then had access. She politely informed me that her boyfriend owned a Citation. But there were plenty of takers for the Mooney rides over the years. Now that I'm flying jets, I don't offer Mooney rides. But "pilot" has always been in conjunction with other things, such as "attorney", or just plain charm (?). Or maybe it was a slow time for the ladies in question. The C172 dual given thing might work in Kansas, but I suspect it has limited automatic sex appeal in the Really Big City. If it does work for you consistently, then there are probably other factors at play, which is a good thing, actually.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Screw that dorky pilot line. I keep telling chicks I’m a foreign exchange student from Europe.. Works great! Give it a shot!

FD

 

[ReportCanoa]

Then invite her for a ride in your embarrasingly dirty CRJ, complete with ugly flight attendant.

 

[siucavflight]

Then invite her for a ride in your embarrasingly dirty CRJ, complete with ugly flight attendant.

What if you dont have a CRJ?

 

[Regul8r]

120K to go to school to get laid, that's magnanimous.

ROFLMAO!

 

[Regul8r]

Wow, there's more of you losers out therere.
Btw, I'm not a weekend warrior, just haven't updated. I have about 1000 dual given now, I'm paying my dues, but man, I love the way the girls respond to pilots, even if I am only making 20K a yr.

Let's ease up on him folks, the fat chicks gotta get there luvin' from somebody...:laugh:

 

[siucavflight]

Wow, there's more of you losers out there than I realized that don't know how to play it!!! You can't just drop it out there.
Btw, I'm not a weekend warrior, just haven't updated. I have about 1000 dual given now, I'm paying my dues, but man, I love the way the girls respond to pilots, even if I am only making 20K a yr.

Wow, you are a STUD!