Playing the Pilot Card

[AerroMatt]

did i say anywhere in that post that i was working on getting laid? its a great conversation starter.

Uh Hum... <perk>... (adjusting collar). Hey sky??? Are you still working on getting laid?

Hehe. J/K hun. I gotta have my fun! :beer:

 

[BLing]

I have a pilot friend that when asked by chicks at a bar what he does for a living, he tells them that he was the guy a few years back that went to use the bathroom in a Manhatten Starbucks. Well, when he went to sit down on the toilet seat, it happened to shift and it crushed his balls, now he cant have kids and he got $10 million out of it. Most chicks actually beleive this and feel sorry for him. He ends up loosing them when he tells them that a year later, he went through a McDonalds drive through and had hot coffee spilled on his balls, and got another $10 million.

 

[MalteseX]

I told a girl in a bar I just got released from prison once, and I banged her the same night

That worked for me one time too.....
I absolutely don't understand them.

 

[aussiefly]

are you not from the U.S.

Wankers is reserved for funny sounding people.

LOL I resent that representation of most Australians lol

 

[QuasarZ]

Nothing says desperate and creepy like trying to use your career to get you laid. It doesn't matter what career it is. Also it annoys me because most professional aviators, like major airline pilots don't use it; it's usually the dorky student piltos that try it. Personally, I have never played that card ever and wouldn't even think about using it.

yea, usuing it to get you laid is pretty lame and desperate, Im saying if you are just in a conversation or whatever and they ask you what you do, its dumb to make something up, just say what you do.

 

[YourPilotFriend]

yea, usuing it to get you laid is pretty lame and desperate, Im saying if you are just in a conversation or whatever and they ask you what you do, its dumb to make something up, just say what you do.

Yeah people generally don't like to be lied to when it comes to that.

 

[CaptainChris77]

Yeah people generally don't like to be lied to when it comes to that.

This coming from a guy that has a rabbit dressed up like a bee as his avatar.... I don't even want to know the story behind that.

 

[siucavflight]

Yeah people generally don't like to be lied to when it comes to that.

If I am out and looking for a girl to bring home that night I am really not too concerned with telling her the truth about anything. I dont tell her my real name, I dont take her to my real place, I would never want her to find out my real phone number.

 

[Wankel7]

I'm tired of wankers making fun of pilots that use the pilot card to get tail.

Wanker? Yikes, I might represent that remark!

Wankel

 

[skygirl1968]

Uh Hum... <perk>... (adjusting collar). Hey sky??? Are you still working on getting laid?

Hehe. J/K hun. I gotta have my fun! :beer:

everyday man...everyday. and since your a trucker instead of a pilot that's a bonus!! i don't date pilots...trucker trash sounds good. got some extra room in that cab?

heh heh...gotta have my fun too! :nuts: