Playing the Pilot Card

[JohnnyP]

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Band members get chicks, at least the cool ones.:beer:

Yea your right.

 

[DObyDEFAULT]

Not a WANKER

I play the "Pilot Card" when my "Actor Card" doesn't seal the deal. The Hollywood bimbo types just can' keep their hands off me - I guarantee i've had more "tail" in the flight levels than anyone on Earth.


Look at my CAPTAIN"S HAT DAMMIT - admire the stripes while you service ME!!

 

[skygirl1968]

I wear my full uniform and airline hat when I shop for groceries or household goods. I also have a "I'd rather be flying" license plate holder. Currently, I am ass-deep in tail...someone help me please !

:laugh:

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

 

[Flyby1206]

If asked, I'm always too embarassed to tell a chick I'm a pilot, I just go with the unemployed rodeo clown bit, works every time.

Ice Cream Truck Driver works great for me. Business gets slow in the winter, but I still do it to make the kids happy.

 

[AerroMatt]

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

My license plate frame used to read "Truckers do it in the fast lane." I never got ANY tail out of that sucker! Finally threw it away and married my right hand. Hehe:nuts:

 

[TurboJetCpt]

I wear my uniform and badge to the store, have a "Lady pilots don't stall around" license plate frame, and a "Women Fly" bumper sticker and I'm tail deep in a$$... what am I doing wrong? LOL:laugh:

WHOAAAAAAAAAAA...you and I need to git togethah !

 

[Petrov]

I dont need no stinking pilot card! Im so sexy I masturbate looking at myself in the mirror!

 

[check6]

Doing anything in a band, even a band that plays smaller gigs makes women all horny.

Absolutely!! I've been wanting to learn how to play the guitar!! I have guitar envy. . .

 

[lawfly]

Funny thread. I remember a time when I offered to take the hottest girl in a particular establishment up for a ride in a Mooney to which I then had access. She politely informed me that her boyfriend owned a Citation. But there were plenty of takers for the Mooney rides over the years. Now that I'm flying jets, I don't offer Mooney rides. But "pilot" has always been in conjunction with other things, such as "attorney", or just plain charm (?). Or maybe it was a slow time for the ladies in question. The C172 dual given thing might work in Kansas, but I suspect it has limited automatic sex appeal in the Really Big City. If it does work for you consistently, then there are probably other factors at play, which is a good thing, actually.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Screw that dorky pilot line. I keep telling chicks I’m a foreign exchange student from Europe.. Works great! Give it a shot!

FD

 

[ReportCanoa]

Then invite her for a ride in your embarrasingly dirty CRJ, complete with ugly flight attendant.

 

[siucavflight]

Then invite her for a ride in your embarrasingly dirty CRJ, complete with ugly flight attendant.

What if you dont have a CRJ?

 

[Regul8r]

120K to go to school to get laid, that's magnanimous.

ROFLMAO!

 

[Regul8r]

Wow, there's more of you losers out therere.
Btw, I'm not a weekend warrior, just haven't updated. I have about 1000 dual given now, I'm paying my dues, but man, I love the way the girls respond to pilots, even if I am only making 20K a yr.

Let's ease up on him folks, the fat chicks gotta get there luvin' from somebody...:laugh:

 

[siucavflight]

Wow, there's more of you losers out there than I realized that don't know how to play it!!! You can't just drop it out there.
Btw, I'm not a weekend warrior, just haven't updated. I have about 1000 dual given now, I'm paying my dues, but man, I love the way the girls respond to pilots, even if I am only making 20K a yr.

Wow, you are a STUD!