Pilot = Women are impressed???

[NW_Pilot]

Just call a "service" and pay her to leave. So much less heartache.....

Agree Agree!!!

 

[mcjohn]

when i went to eastern europe all the girls were really into me. i think it's because i told them i'm a pilot.

Ha! Eastern Europe prostitutes want your money and you're body parts. Have you seen that Hostel flick?

 

[Fugawe]

Pilots impress only 2 types of people -- small children and each other.

 

[SDF2BUF2MCO]

Although I am happily married, seems to me women find flying "cool". If they find out I'm from Indiana and drive a Buick they can't leave me alone. It is horrible to be loved for what I have and not who I am.

 

[FN FAL]

Pilots impress only 2 types of people -- small children and each other.

That's why you got to show 'em your "Charles County Crab". You might get some action out of it, a few laughs, but at least the sign that you have to put in front of your house after you're convicted will say it all.

 

[CopilotDoug]

In the off chance of failure, I keep a Members Only jacket in the trunk of my car. A sure fire way to seal the deal!

 

[CopilotDoug]

Double Post

 

[FN FAL]

In the off chance of failure, I keep a Members Only jacket in the trunk of my car. A sure fire way to seal the deal!

With 14 year-olds, maybe. Turn yourself in before it's too late.

 

[siucavflight]

When I go to the bar I wear my epaulets and ray bans out. If that does not get their attention I will whisper in their ear "in case you did not see the employee ID in my pocket I am a pilot."

 

[CopilotDoug]

Someone's gotta make this industry look good, right? Now where's my potato, it goes in the front of the pants right?