Pilot = Women are impressed???

[leardawg]

C'mon now. There can't be THAT many pilots out there.

"One more screwup, and you'll be flying fake dog crap in a Cargomaster out of Grand Forks! Capeesh?!"

 

[TurboS7]

When we used to bar hop we would kid around and say the we need to get special bar hopping t-shirts. They would say "I am a pilot, but don't worry in 8 hours I will be totally ready to fly."

 

[TurboS7]

In Alaska unless you have 20,000 hours or more, your just a baby pilot. Of course they all start flying as soon as they can touch to rudder pedals. Solo, at 10 years old. Airplane, a machine you use to run over to grandma's with.

 

[Kream926]

being a pilot was actually a deterent in tulsa

 

[Lostdog65]

being a pilot was actually a deterent in tulsa

I take it you're a Spartan grad?? Try using that line at Bennigan's in the late 80's! Or at Judge Parker's on Wednesday Night's Lingerie Show! Didn't work then...doubt it works now!

Eric

 

[EMB170Pilot]

I tell them I'm a manager at the Geek Squad. Works everytime.

who also paid money to help write a resume

What a smoooooooooth talker

 

[EMB170Pilot]

Not asking if being a pilot "gets" the women, but when you tell them are they impressed???

No but the ones that say they are, are the ones that "need all the help in the world" to get laid.:beer:

 

[Kream926]

I take it you're a Spartan grad?? Try using that line at Bennigan's in the late 80's! Or at Judge Parker's on Wednesday Night's Lingerie Show! Didn't work then...doubt it works now!

Eric

yes i am. i really enjoyed my time there. i learned alot and met a bunch of realy good people whome im still in contact with. tulsa kinda grows on ya.

on a side not it is true what they say...you learn more in your first few months of cfi'n then i did all 3 years i was learning how to teach

 

[five-alive]

After talking to FA's, it seems they think we are dorks for the most part, because we talk about approaches and FMS tricks at the bar on overnights.

I would have to agree with them to a point..

 

[RichardRambone]

who also paid money to help write a resume

What a smoooooooooth talker

I never paid to have a resume written fag.

 

[CFIcare]

Sorry, its just that when the other guy said about the Geek Squad...we knew he was kidding. Some people actual use the high speed aluminum tubing line, and it is stupid. Its not funny, and when you use phrases like that because you are embarassed about your work, or trying to act cool or something, it just makes it dumber.

A job is a job is a job...oh wait, we're a profession, I forgot.

Maybe I should have relayed the rest of the story. I was in a bar/restaurant once having drinks with a friend (female) who was a pilot. Pilot guy strolls up and starts hitting on her, telling her he's a pilot (flew RJs) and she tells him the high speed alunimum tubing line...he doesn't get it and continues to yak. It was a huge tip off that she too is a pilot, but he wasn't interested in what she did, he was interested in how she looked and in telling her about what HE did. All in all it was hilarious. I can see how saying that well known aviation inside joke to a non-pilot would just be deceptive, but a fellow pilot oughtta get it unless they are just out fishing for someone to impress. Worse yet was the look on the guys face after 30 minutes of stories when she told him that she flew an A-320. Priceless!

 

[gkrangers]

Maybe I should have relayed the rest of the story. I was in a bar/restaurant once having drinks with a friend (female) who was a pilot. Pilot guy strolls up and starts hitting on her, telling her he's a pilot (flew RJs) and she tells him the high speed alunimum tubing line...he doesn't get it and continues to yak. It was a huge tip off that she too is a pilot, but he wasn't interested in what she did, he was interested in how she looked and in telling her about what HE did. All in all it was hilarious. I can see how saying that well known aviation inside joke to a non-pilot would just be deceptive, but a fellow pilot oughtta get it unless they are just out fishing for someone to impress. Worse yet was the look on the guys face after 30 minutes of stories when she told him that she flew an A-320. Priceless!

Nice. That would have cracked me up.

 

[leardawg]

Maybe I should have relayed the rest of the story. I was in a bar/restaurant once having drinks with a friend (female) who was a pilot. Pilot guy strolls up and starts hitting on her, telling her he's a pilot (flew RJs) and she tells him the high speed alunimum tubing line...he doesn't get it and continues to yak. It was a huge tip off that she too is a pilot, but he wasn't interested in what she did, he was interested in how she looked and in telling her about what HE did. All in all it was hilarious. I can see how saying that well known aviation inside joke to a non-pilot would just be deceptive, but a fellow pilot oughtta get it unless they are just out fishing for someone to impress. Worse yet was the look on the guys face after 30 minutes of stories when she told him that she flew an A-320. Priceless!

SNIP SNIP. "I think I'll be going now. Oh, by the way, can I have my balls back please?!"