Pilot = Women are impressed???

[CFIcare]

Just tell them you are a pilot. It is stupid to come up with all that crap like "I'm in transportation" and the pressurized tube thing. It is stupid. Why don't you just say what your profession is? Are you embarassed? This goes for everyone. What is the big deal about just saying you are a pilot?

If you were a doctor, or a lawyer, or a teacher, or a network engineer, you wouldn't beat around the bush.

Hey gkrangers....uh..it's supposed to be funny....

 

[UndauntedFlyer]

Ladies seem impressed for a few minutes, maybe an hour, and then it ends.

My whole career has been a waste because of this.

 

[A Squared]

Hey gkrangers....uh..it's supposed to be funny....

Umm, I think that's the point, it's not, really. I'm a bit skeptical that the scene always plays out quite like you say. Even the freshest newbies have all heard (or used) the line : "I'm in high speed aluminum tubing" (yuk yuk yuk snort)

 

[Lead Sled]

This sounds about right...

Dear Abby:
I'm faced with a major moral dilema. I'm engaged to be married soon and I haven't been totally up-front with my fiance. I come from a highly dysfunctional family - my father is on death row for killing a priest during a robbery attempt. My mother is a crack addicted prosititute. My older brother is in prison on drug and child pornography charges and my sister is in a mental hospital after attempting to kill her family. If all that wasn't enough, my younger brother just became an airline pilot. My question to you is should I tell my fiance about my brother the airline pilot?

Signed,

Wondering in Winnemucca

 

[Gofish]

You know what...the pilot occupation is the last thing I ever tell a woman (or anybody for that matter) and only if asked. Really...who cares...its just a job and doesn't have anything to do with life. Better to talk to a woman and find out what makes her tick; exploring every little nuance of her psyche and then hopefully...explore her body.

 

[CrimsonEclipse]

This sounds about right...

Dear Abby:
I'm faced with a major moral dilema. I'm engaged to be married soon and I haven't been totally up-front with my fiance. I come from a highly dysfunctional family - my father is on death row for killing a priest during a robbery attempt. My mother is a crack addicted prosititute. My older brother is in prison on drug and child pornography charges and my sister is in a mental hospital after attempting to kill her family. If all that wasn't enough, my younger brother just became an airline pilot. My question to you is should I tell my fiance about my brother the airline pilot?

Signed,

Wondering in Winnemucca

LeadSled....you owe me a keyboard.

CE

 

[AA717driver]

I've always said the quickest way to get laid is to not shave for a couple of days, throw on a Carhart jacket, nice (but dusty) work boots and drive a Ford F-150 (with the stainless steel tool locker in the bed). Go to any bar where they do line dancing and you're set.

You don't want to look too scruffy so they'll believe you when you tell them you're a job site supervisor. TC

 

[h25b]

I've always said the quickest way to get laid is to not shave for a couple of days, throw on a Carhart jacket, nice (but dusty) work boots and drive a Ford F-150 (with the stainless steel tool locker in the bed). Go to any bar where they do line dancing and you're set.

You don't want to look too scruffy so they'll believe you when you tell them you're a job site supervisor. TC

By the incredible detail you use in making this suggestion it would appear that you have indeed tried this out...

 

[Lead Sled]

By the incredible detail you use in making this suggestion it would appear that you have indeed tried this out...

His down fall came when he didn't change out of his "Will Fly 4 Food" t-shirt.

'Sled

 

[RichardRambone]

Just call a "service" and pay her to leave. So much less heartache.....