Only regional pilots are this stupid

[Dornier 335]

Lesson...find something else to fiddle with in flight.

So, bring back porn in the cockpit?

@ TSA there is a no-porn memo!

 

[B1900 Mech]

Add Colgan SAAB in Boston, On Takeoff. Captain was going to give me case of beer for keeping mouth shut, Never got case of beer.

 

[Axel]

Add Colgan SAAB in Boston, On Takeoff. Captain was going to give me case of beer for keeping mouth shut, Never got case of beer.

Snitches get stitches.

 

[Jetjockey]

Suck on it Trebek!!

Suck it long and suck it hard!!!
:beer:

Is your boyfriend flight attendant flying a trip? You sound lonely.

 

[buscap]

Is your boyfriend flight attendant flying a trip? You sound lonely.

(in my best Connery)


Trebek!!

How's your mother?

You know!! The woman I slept with last night!!!

:beer:

 

[Mike November]

Add Colgan SAAB in Boston, On Takeoff. Captain was going to give me case of beer for keeping mouth shut, Never got case of beer.

Ah yes. Pride in being a rat.

Disgusting.


I hope you mean that you did and he/she just hasn't paid up yet.

 

[Jetjockey]

(in my best Connery)


Trebek!!

How's your mother?

You know!! The woman I slept with last night!!!

:beer:

She said something along the lines, "she's never seen one so small, and its ok you couldn't get it up." She was kinda weirded out that you asked her if she had a school boy outfit.

 

[say again]

Ahh, the FI maturity!!

 

[buscap]

She said something along the lines, "she's never seen one so small, and its ok you couldn't get it up." She was kinda weirded out that you asked her if she had a school boy outfit.

You must be Craven Moorehead....I slept with your Mother last night!!


:beer:

 

[Jetjockey]

Ahh, the FI maturity!!

Like Military Intelligence, or Airline planning, Jumbo-shrimp...............

 

[no1pilot2000]

What happened to the original topic here?

 

[Dornier 335]

it happened to a MDA E-170 in IAH back in 05 or 06.

Here it is.

 

[wms]

It's not landing with the parking brake on, it's getting a head start on the shutdown checklist.

 

[gearupflapsup]

I am so glad only regional pilots are dumb enough /QUOTE]
Regional pilots land after performing someone else's flying...... That would be the point...

 

[wms]

I am so glad only regional pilots are dumb enough /QUOTE]
Regional pilots land after performing someone else's flying...... That would be the point...

Like you did? Or did you get CL65 experience at a major?

 

[on autopilot]

She said something along the lines, "she's never seen one so small, and its ok you couldn't get it up." She was kinda weirded out that you asked her if she had a school boy outfit.

You know that's off a Saturday Night Live skit, right? Funny as hell though.

 

[B1900 Mech]

No I didn't call the "Brain Factory", I am not a Rat. I did leave that company tho.

 

[sstearns2]

SkyWest landed with the parking park on EMB-120 years ago.

The same guy did it twice as I recall. The parking brake can be used to transfer hyd fluid between the systems. If you do it in flight it's really easy to leave the parking brake on. I think that was what happened.

Cheers,
Scott

 

[Mickey]

The guy who did it at TSA works at JetBlue now. Coincidence?

 

[skywav8r]

SkyWest landed with the parking park on EMB-120 years ago.

Not just once. It happened a lot. Guys were trying to transfer hydraulic fluid from one side to the other and left the brake on. After a few exciting landings a memo came out telling guys no more in-flight fluid transfer......save it for your overnights with the hot young SoCal girls.

 

[jea]

Eagle in San Juan-ATR

Lesson...find something else to fiddle with in flight.


I know what someone is going to say, and the answer is no not that either.

Thanks a lot bin laden........

 

[CX880]

Thanks a lot bin laden........

Been Ladin is dead. they used the B2s to level the mountainous area where he is believed to be. Oh wait...

 

[BrickTop]

I am so glad only regional pilots are dumb enough to land with the parking brake on. Prater is such a hero. The majors definitely have to take back all the flying, so things like this don't happen anymore.


http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_16147338

How about I visit your front door and see how smart "you" are when I tell you one word from your mouth and you'll be bounced off your living room floor like a tennis ball. Tough guy.......

 

[sayrejm]

How about I visit your front door and see how smart "you" are when I tell you one word from your mouth and you'll be bounced off your living room floor like a tennis ball. Tough guy.......

Dude.. you don't see the sarcasm in his comments? Did you even click the link?

 

[tzwarrior]

The thing I'd be worried most about as a JetBlue pilot is do they pay block or better?? If another flight attendant opens the door with the parking brake set it might fire off an acars message and stop the pay clock before they even land. I'd hate to get shorted pay.

 

[BrickTop]

Dude.. you don't see the sarcasm in his comments? Did you even click the link?

Sorry. I've been a bit "fed up" lately. Have a good weekend.

 

[DAS at 10/250]

Dude.. you don't see the sarcasm in his comments? Did you even click the link?

Awesome avatar dude. Any links to larger pic? Definitely Michael Scott email forward worthy.