Only regional pilots are this stupid

[Dornier 335]

Lesson...find something else to fiddle with in flight.

So, bring back porn in the cockpit?

@ TSA there is a no-porn memo!

 

[B1900 Mech]

Add Colgan SAAB in Boston, On Takeoff. Captain was going to give me case of beer for keeping mouth shut, Never got case of beer.

 

[Axel]

Add Colgan SAAB in Boston, On Takeoff. Captain was going to give me case of beer for keeping mouth shut, Never got case of beer.

Snitches get stitches.

 

[Jetjockey]

Suck on it Trebek!!

Suck it long and suck it hard!!!
:beer:

Is your boyfriend flight attendant flying a trip? You sound lonely.

 

[buscap]

Is your boyfriend flight attendant flying a trip? You sound lonely.

(in my best Connery)


Trebek!!

How's your mother?

You know!! The woman I slept with last night!!!

:beer:

 

[Mike November]

Add Colgan SAAB in Boston, On Takeoff. Captain was going to give me case of beer for keeping mouth shut, Never got case of beer.

Ah yes. Pride in being a rat.

Disgusting.


I hope you mean that you did and he/she just hasn't paid up yet.

 

[Jetjockey]

(in my best Connery)


Trebek!!

How's your mother?

You know!! The woman I slept with last night!!!

:beer:

She said something along the lines, "she's never seen one so small, and its ok you couldn't get it up." She was kinda weirded out that you asked her if she had a school boy outfit.

 

[say again]

Ahh, the FI maturity!!

 

[buscap]

She said something along the lines, "she's never seen one so small, and its ok you couldn't get it up." She was kinda weirded out that you asked her if she had a school boy outfit.

You must be Craven Moorehead....I slept with your Mother last night!!


:beer:

 

[Jetjockey]

Ahh, the FI maturity!!

Like Military Intelligence, or Airline planning, Jumbo-shrimp...............