Only regional pilots are this stupid

[on autopilot]

She said something along the lines, "she's never seen one so small, and its ok you couldn't get it up." She was kinda weirded out that you asked her if she had a school boy outfit.

You know that's off a Saturday Night Live skit, right? Funny as hell though.

 

[B1900 Mech]

No I didn't call the "Brain Factory", I am not a Rat. I did leave that company tho.

 

[sstearns2]

SkyWest landed with the parking park on EMB-120 years ago.

The same guy did it twice as I recall. The parking brake can be used to transfer hyd fluid between the systems. If you do it in flight it's really easy to leave the parking brake on. I think that was what happened.

Cheers,
Scott

 

[Mickey]

The guy who did it at TSA works at JetBlue now. Coincidence?

 

[skywav8r]

SkyWest landed with the parking park on EMB-120 years ago.

Not just once. It happened a lot. Guys were trying to transfer hydraulic fluid from one side to the other and left the brake on. After a few exciting landings a memo came out telling guys no more in-flight fluid transfer......save it for your overnights with the hot young SoCal girls.

 

[jea]

Eagle in San Juan-ATR

Lesson...find something else to fiddle with in flight.


I know what someone is going to say, and the answer is no not that either.

Thanks a lot bin laden........

 

[CX880]

Thanks a lot bin laden........

Been Ladin is dead. they used the B2s to level the mountainous area where he is believed to be. Oh wait...

 

[BrickTop]

I am so glad only regional pilots are dumb enough to land with the parking brake on. Prater is such a hero. The majors definitely have to take back all the flying, so things like this don't happen anymore.


http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_16147338

How about I visit your front door and see how smart "you" are when I tell you one word from your mouth and you'll be bounced off your living room floor like a tennis ball. Tough guy.......

 

[sayrejm]

How about I visit your front door and see how smart "you" are when I tell you one word from your mouth and you'll be bounced off your living room floor like a tennis ball. Tough guy.......

Dude.. you don't see the sarcasm in his comments? Did you even click the link?

 

[tzwarrior]

The thing I'd be worried most about as a JetBlue pilot is do they pay block or better?? If another flight attendant opens the door with the parking brake set it might fire off an acars message and stop the pay clock before they even land. I'd hate to get shorted pay.

 

[BrickTop]

Dude.. you don't see the sarcasm in his comments? Did you even click the link?

Sorry. I've been a bit "fed up" lately. Have a good weekend.

 

[DAS at 10/250]

Dude.. you don't see the sarcasm in his comments? Did you even click the link?

Awesome avatar dude. Any links to larger pic? Definitely Michael Scott email forward worthy.