okay...hottest flight attendant take two

[jumppilot]

www.match.com
www.eharmony.com
www.date.com
www.lavalife.com

If you're really having that much trouble finding a date...

How did those work for you, Chicaga?

 

[RegionalFA]

lets hear em!

the best is when I non-rev (out of uniform since I can't jumpseat anyway) and a pilot hits on me. Gives me a cheesy card with his name and such...

ooh, a pilot... i'm so impressed.

*snort*


I can't tell most of the good ones as they would identify me. Oft times FA's hear comments about "lay overs" and the such from crews they don't fly with often.

 

[urflyingme?!]

man i learned that one in grade school. I actually used it in 10h grade (the cards).
Maybe i'm better off saying im NOT a pilot, I'm just a furloughed McDonalds fry cook!

 

[RegionalFA]

man i learned that one in grade school. I actually used it in 10h grade (the cards).
Maybe i'm better off saying im NOT a pilot, I'm just a furloughed McDonalds fry cook!

it may work on someone outside the industry... but the bubble will burst when you can't "do dinner" anywhere but the airport McD's.


yeah... McD's fry cook seems like a step up to me!

 

[urflyingme?!]

ahh yes, 10th grade..... man i wish it were 28 months ago

 

[Ben Franklin]

so any help with the pickuplines regionalfa? Come on help out a young guy!

Just after you crack open a Bud lite in your room on a layover, tell 'em:

"I really want to get married and settle down with kids. Also, I'd want you to quit immediately and let me support the family on my (insert regional airline name here) paycheck while you stay at home and take care of our children. And, I don't care if you never went to college, smart people bore me anyways."

This one should land you a F/A on the road, but you gotta say it like you mean it!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[RegionalFA]

Just after you crack open a Bud lite in your room on a layover, tell 'em:

"I really want to get married and settle down with kids. Also, I'd want you to quit immediately and let me support the family on my (insert regional airline name here) paycheck while you stay at home and take care of our children. And, I don't care if you never went to college, smart people bore me anyways."

This one should land you a F/A on the road, but you gotta say it like you mean it!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

hahahahahaha.... yeah, that should DEFINATELY land you one of the hot younguns!

 

[urflyingme?!]

Ben, if It were legally possibe, Id buy you a beer.

 

[Ben Franklin]

Ben, if It were legally possibe, Id buy you a beer.

When do you turn 21?


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[urflyingme?!]

Somewhere around 24 months from now
dear lord...