okay...hottest flight attendant take two

[Ben Franklin]

so any help with the pickuplines regionalfa? Come on help out a young guy!

Just after you crack open a Bud lite in your room on a layover, tell 'em:

"I really want to get married and settle down with kids. Also, I'd want you to quit immediately and let me support the family on my (insert regional airline name here) paycheck while you stay at home and take care of our children. And, I don't care if you never went to college, smart people bore me anyways."

This one should land you a F/A on the road, but you gotta say it like you mean it!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[RegionalFA]

Just after you crack open a Bud lite in your room on a layover, tell 'em:

"I really want to get married and settle down with kids. Also, I'd want you to quit immediately and let me support the family on my (insert regional airline name here) paycheck while you stay at home and take care of our children. And, I don't care if you never went to college, smart people bore me anyways."

This one should land you a F/A on the road, but you gotta say it like you mean it!


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

hahahahahaha.... yeah, that should DEFINATELY land you one of the hot younguns!

 

[urflyingme?!]

Ben, if It were legally possibe, Id buy you a beer.

 

[Ben Franklin]

Ben, if It were legally possibe, Id buy you a beer.

When do you turn 21?


Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[urflyingme?!]

Somewhere around 24 months from now
dear lord...

 

[bandit110]

Try this one......


"You know, I may not be Mr. Right but I could be Mr. Right Now."

Or for the direct approach:

"Would you like a tube steak smothered in underware?"

 

[vmc-hound]

www.match.com
www.eharmony.com
www.date.com
www.lavalife.com

If you're really having that much trouble finding a date...

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thanks for the info dude... i joined lava life one time but all they have are fat ugly types....

I also dated your mom on lavalife too!!!!

 

[FlyChicaga]

How did those work for you, Chicaga?

Nah, I can't use those sites. I get too many e-mails, clogs up my inbox.

I also dated your mom on lavalife too!!!!

Hey man, my mom is over 60 and overweight, so whatever floats your boat.

 

[vmc-hound]

Nah, I can't use those sites. I get too many e-mails, clogs up my inbox.



Hey man, my mom is over 60 and overweight, so whatever floats your boat.

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hahahhah!!!That was great man...good come back...thanks for the sense of humor!