Top Gun Quotes
Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.
Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Maverick: Requesting permission for flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy crap, it's Viper!
Lieutenant Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Viper's up here, great... oh crap...
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy crap, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.
turns to Maverick
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: I like that in a pilot.
Discussing Maverick.
Viper: Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want him on your side?
Jester: I don't know, I just don't know
Goose's wife: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Goose's wife: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.
Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.
Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Iceman: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.
Maverick: I think I'll go make a fool of myself with Goose.
Hondo: Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.
Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.
Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: No, no she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh, yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.
Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!
Maverick: You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.
Hondo: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog crap out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!
Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.
Hondo: They gave you your choice of duty son, anything, anywhere. Do you believe that crap? Where do you think you wanna go?
Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Hondo: Top Gun?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Hondo: God help us.
Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, Lieutenant.
Goose: We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.
Charlie: What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: No, actually I had this counter in mind.
Charlie: Great, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: It could be.
Goose: No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.
Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Is that clear?
Goose: Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot crap!
Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.
