No more Top Gun quotes!

[U-I pilot]

http://www.allstarz.org/tomcruise/topgunquotes.htm

[FONT=arial,verdana]"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."[/FONT]

 

[RS6]

http://www.allstarz.org/tomcruise/topgunquotes.htm

[FONT=arial,verdana]"The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room."[/FONT]

I saw an interivew with Val Kilmer a while back, and he said he just hated doing that movie. I think he pretty much said he needed the work.

Kinda like flying for a shithole operator....you hate to do it, but....

 

[erj-145mech]

"They were abused children" "We're going to have fun"

"The bet is twenty dollars"

"You must have carnal knowlege, with a lady this time"

 

[screwed_again]

Talk to me Goose.

Hey screwed, you asked for it. Why would you start a thread knowing it was going to back-fire in your face??:laugh: :beer: Not to smart.

Yeah, not TOO smart, Say Again. However, at least I can spell correctly.

 

[Mesabi Miner]

He wants to take karate! Well, here's your first lesson, how to take a fall!

You're a pilot? Ah, yes, a naval aviator.

Are you a good pilot? Good, that I don't have to worry about you making a living as a singer.

 

[screwed_again]

Screwed Again,

It was 1986 not 1989. You must have seen that on video, probably "Beta". Why do you have to stoop to use the term "Gay" to describe what doesn't fit in your world. I believe you have some issues or you just love to flame the fire(s) that are started here. It's all in jest... that means fun..

I know what year the movie was released; however, it was about 1989 when the quotes got old.

 

[screwed_again]

Screwed Again, you realy are a Vortex of stupidity.

Is your avatar your favorite masturbatory material, she's HOT!

 

[screwed_again]

Hello? Hello? Echo! Echo! Next up, pinch-hitting for Pedro Verbon, Manny Mota, Mota, Mota....

I agree, let's just let the Top Gun quotes die. Except, I still think "You're a little low, Cougar." is a pretty good one...All the 'need for speed's, 'truck driving school's, and 'negative ghostrider's need to go, though. Besides, it gets confusing when you're trying to use Office Space quotes, and the guy next to you is doing Top Gun. So if you guys could knock it off, that'd be greaaat.

Finally, someone who agrees with me. All you other guys probably take your drivers license picture in uniform.

 

[big pimpn']

Screwed Again,

it just occurred to me, you are getting slammed on two separate threads on the same exact topic. WTF?

 

[screwed_again]

Screwed Again,

it just occurred to me, you are getting slammed on two separate threads on the same exact topic. WTF?

She's sooooo hot, Big Pimpin', do you have a link to some HOTTER pics!

 

[big pimpn']

She's sooooo hot, Big Pimpin', do you have a link to some HOTTER pics!

The most intelligent thing to come out of your mouth would be a skanky drag queen's semen, but only if they lowered their standards to a level of desperation like, "I need to f*** something, anything." Even cranked out, most of them only stoop as low as Libertarians.

Is making a couple of stupid comments about my avatar realy all you have?

 

[screwed_again]

The most intelligent thing to come out of your mouth would be a skanky drag queen's semen, but only if they lowered their standards to a level of desperation like, "I need to f*** something, anything." Even cranked out, most of them only stoop as low as Libertarians.

Is making a couple of stupid comments about my avatar realy all you have?

What else am I supposed to have? Go snap one off, Big Pimple!

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

He's just like his mom... she also also takes it from both ways at once.

 

[Av8rPHX]

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

 

[mannyaplus11]

No, there's two O's in Goose

 

["TheBigPicture"]

You can be my wing man anytime

Bulls*#! you can be mine!

 

[FN FAL]

I know what year the movie was released; however, it was about 1989 when the quotes got old.

It's not your fault that your generation has Micheal Jackson hanging babies off a balcony for it's pop culture. Maybe spice girls will make a re-union attempt, just for you.

Top Gun Quotes
Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Maverick: Requesting permission for flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy crap, it's Viper!
Lieutenant Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Viper's up here, great... oh crap...
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy crap, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.

turns to Maverick
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: I like that in a pilot.

Discussing Maverick.
Viper: Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want him on your side?
Jester: I don't know, I just don't know

Goose's wife: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Goose's wife: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Iceman: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

Maverick: I think I'll go make a fool of myself with Goose.

Hondo: Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.

Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: No, no she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh, yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.

Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!

Maverick: You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Hondo: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog crap out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

Hondo: They gave you your choice of duty son, anything, anywhere. Do you believe that crap? Where do you think you wanna go?
Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Hondo: Top Gun?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Hondo: God help us.

Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, Lieutenant.

Goose: We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Charlie: What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: No, actually I had this counter in mind.
Charlie: Great, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: It could be.

Goose: No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.

Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Is that clear?

Goose: Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot crap!

Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.

 

[wmuflyguy]

The second part of this scene is the best part of it.

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a Mig28?
Maverick: Yes maam.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 metres.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!

 

[atlcrashpad]

ended up on the cutting room floor

Mav: Hey Goose, you want to drive
Goose: Mav, you talking airplane stuff or back in the rack stuff?
Mav: Officially I'd have to say flying...wink wink ;-)

 

[Jet_Dreamer]

RA on tcas.... climb climb.....monitor vertical speed.... "too close, going to guns"

 

[Reebo]

Getting back to the subject.. Now shut up or I'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog $hit out of Hong Kong.

not a bad gig these days!

 

[Bluto]

Yeah, I believe so. Never saw the movies, though.

BLASPHEMY!!!! Your assignment, first study: http://www.bruce-campbell.com/ until you recognize his wisdom. Then, watch Army of Darkness 4-7 times until good, repeat as needed. The man is a genius.

 

[Jack Mehoff]

LMAO...I like to pop the salute as they disconnect.

sadly I flew a bid with a Capt. that really would salute every time and was serious about it. (non mil background too) god what a Tool! Also the "My crew and my plane come first" line was in his morning beifing to the crew each day. Glad that bid is over

 

[smokey999]

"Penny Benjamin??"

 

[DiverDriver]

Yeah, I believe so. Never saw the movies, though.

Ash: ... THIS! Is my BOOM STICK!!

 

[Silent Partner]

Do it to me from the back man!! Oh wait that's another movie

 

[WhiteCloud]

Getting back to the subject...I think all of you are writing checks your bodies can't cash. Now shut up or I'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog $hit out of Hong Kong.

Ouch...isn't that what we do?

 

[OPECJet]

Yeah, except the rubber dogcrap we fly talks and dresses itself.

 

[fletch717]

Ash: ... THIS! Is my BOOM STICK!!

"First you want to kill me now you want to kiss me, blow"

 

[Rook]

Points or no points Larusso, you're dead meat...........dead meat

Haaaaaa, I think he's gonna cry!

You couldn't leave well enough alone? Could you you twerp?!! Well now you're gonna pay! AIIIYYYAAA!

How bout a front kick Johnny?!!

'Daniel' "I gotta Take Karate!"

'Mom' "You took Karate!"

'Daniel' "Not at the 'Y' at a good school!"

'Mom' But fighting doesn't solve anything!

'Daniel' Neither does palm trees ma.