No more Top Gun quotes!

[big pimpn']

She's sooooo hot, Big Pimpin', do you have a link to some HOTTER pics!

The most intelligent thing to come out of your mouth would be a skanky drag queen's semen, but only if they lowered their standards to a level of desperation like, "I need to f*** something, anything." Even cranked out, most of them only stoop as low as Libertarians.

Is making a couple of stupid comments about my avatar realy all you have?

 

[screwed_again]

The most intelligent thing to come out of your mouth would be a skanky drag queen's semen, but only if they lowered their standards to a level of desperation like, "I need to f*** something, anything." Even cranked out, most of them only stoop as low as Libertarians.

Is making a couple of stupid comments about my avatar realy all you have?

What else am I supposed to have? Go snap one off, Big Pimple!

 

[PeanuckleCRJ]

He's just like his mom... she also also takes it from both ways at once.

 

[Av8rPHX]

You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

 

[mannyaplus11]

No, there's two O's in Goose

 

["TheBigPicture"]

You can be my wing man anytime

Bulls*#! you can be mine!

 

[FN FAL]

I know what year the movie was released; however, it was about 1989 when the quotes got old.

It's not your fault that your generation has Micheal Jackson hanging babies off a balcony for it's pop culture. Maybe spice girls will make a re-union attempt, just for you.

Top Gun Quotes
Iceman: You two really are cowboys.
Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because everytime you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Maverick: Requesting permission for flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That's a negative ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Viper: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy crap, it's Viper!
Lieutenant Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Viper's up here, great... oh crap...
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy crap, it's Maverick and Goose."
Goose: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.

turns to Maverick
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?
Maverick: Yes sir.
Viper: I like that in a pilot.

Discussing Maverick.
Viper: Let me ask you something, if you had to go into battle, would you want him on your side?
Jester: I don't know, I just don't know

Goose's wife: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me, honey.
Goose's wife: Take me to bed or lose me forever.
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

Slider: Goose who's butt did you kiss to get in here anyway?
Goose: The list is long, but distinguished.
Slider: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.

Goose: The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Iceman: The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

Maverick: I think I'll go make a fool of myself with Goose.

Hondo: Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

Maverick: This is what I call a target rich environment.
Goose: You live your life between your legs Mav.
Maverick: Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Goose: Hell, I'd be happy to just find a girl that would talk dirty to me.

Maverick: She's lost that loving feeling.
Goose: No, no she hasn't.
Maverick: Oh, yes she has.
Goose: I hate it when she does that.

Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!

Maverick: You don't have time to think up there. If you think, you're dead.

Hondo: And if you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog crap out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!

Iceman: You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick: Bullshit! You can be mine.

Hondo: They gave you your choice of duty son, anything, anywhere. Do you believe that crap? Where do you think you wanna go?
Maverick: I thought of being an instructor, sir.
Hondo: Top Gun?
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Hondo: God help us.

Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Now I'm not gonna sit here and blow sunshine up your ass, Lieutenant.

Goose: We regret to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

Charlie: What do you wanna do? Just drop down on the tile and go for it?
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: No, actually I had this counter in mind.
Charlie: Great, that would be very, very comfortable, yeah.
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: It could be.

Goose: No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell: Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.

Mike "Viper" Metcalf: Top Gun rules of engagement are written for your safety and for that of your team. They are not flexible, nor am I. Is that clear?

Goose: Come on, Mav, do some of that pilot crap!

Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Too close for missles, I'm switching to guns.

 

[wmuflyguy]

The second part of this scene is the best part of it.

Charlie: Excuse me, Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes ma'am, the data on the MiG is inaccurate.
Charlie: How's that, Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well, I just happened to see a MiG 28 do a...
Goose: We!
Maverick: Uh, sorry Goose. WE happened to see a MiG 28 do a 4g negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: Uh, that's classified.
Charlie: It's what?
Maverick: It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a Mig28?
Maverick: Yes maam.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 metres.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!

 

[atlcrashpad]

ended up on the cutting room floor

Mav: Hey Goose, you want to drive
Goose: Mav, you talking airplane stuff or back in the rack stuff?
Mav: Officially I'd have to say flying...wink wink ;-)

 

[Jet_Dreamer]

RA on tcas.... climb climb.....monitor vertical speed.... "too close, going to guns"