NetJets' Captains need to get over themselves!

[-FlyAuburn-]

Guess I'll help the march to 500.

This thread is gay. But we have to keep it going.

 

[TORCH67]

Padding the thread like a liberal budget!

 

[CA1900]

Just wanted to let everybody know I'm still reading.

:laugh:

 

[QOL_is_great:)]

Are we there yet?

:smash:

 

[kab1027]

For ammusement purposes only.

LINCOLN AND OBAMA

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used
the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama
had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

 

[Semore Butts]

Hey

Which way is the bathroom?

 

[gutshotdraw]

It's impossible gutshot. There is $2.1 billion from the stimulus to put into research to make you all as awesome as me. Wasted money. It can't happen.

22

I know I'm a lost cause Fisch. Flylow might have a shot. After all, there's more than 3 TRILLION in the budget so there should be enough to make Flylow as awesome as you.

One closer.

 

[brokeflyer]

it's been a while since you all really, completly fcked up a thread this bad.

 

[fischman]

I know I'm a lost cause Fisch. Flylow might have a shot. After all, there's more than 3 TRILLION in the budget so there should be enough to make Flylow as awesome as you.

One closer.

Flylow attempted to attain my level of awesomeness through the Kohlinar ritual. He had a calling from an intelligence from space that defeated his resolve. Alas, he is still a cheese ball.

12 to go.

 

[gunfyter]

Fisch,

Avatar...

I use to teach formation flying. Students would pick their own callsign.

Stooges Flight checked in

Moe
Larry
Curly

on the radio....