My first drunk post...

[dhc8fo]

My 2 year old daughter decided to smear her pooh all over her room again during nap time...so after 2 hours of cleaning, and bedtime for her, I am on my second huge long island iced tea (drunk already....sad, i know) and I am loving life once again....now if i could only find that perfect part time flying gig.....

 

[Scube3]

Cheers!

 

[DC8 Flyer]

LAUXie, that you?

 

[rchcfi]

A toast for ya then.

Here's to the breezes that blow through the tree-is, and shows the spot that teases and pleases and spreads diseases, here's to the snatch, down the hatch!

Oh, and by the way, I'm right there with ya!

 

[SkyBoy1981]

You aren't drunk yet. You still spelled everything correctly.

 

[Lrjtcaptain]

well, while you hate the fact that your daughter whipped poo all over the room remember us people out there that are still single and have no kids......I'd love a wife and kids, but im drunk with out them....cheers

 

[Annie]

Oh dear, your message recalls a moment in my life as a single mom (before support enforcement). I worked so hard to make her a nice little girl's bedroom.
A single 4 poster bed. New coverlet, and matching bed skirt, with curtains. I brought the whole kit home and assembled my little gir's bedroom. It was so pretty with those big flowers on everything. Then I put her down for a nap. An hour later, I heard her crying--she was not quite 4 years old. I went to her room only to find that she had tried to cut out all the flowers from the curtains, and bedskirt and tried to paste them on the wall. It didn't work and she was so frustrated! I cried for hours, but guess what? Thirty six years later, she is a leading interior designer and has had several of her projects on the cover of Better Homes and Garden. I can't help but think it all began back there in that first little bedroom with the floral prints!
Lover her, Lover her, Love her,
and
Enjoy the moments of laughter, tears, delight, joy, frustration, pain, and best of all if you get it right--she will be your best friend!!

 

[SkyBoy1981]

I'd love a wife and kids

Huh? Why?? You've had too much to drink. Go to bed.

 

[SkyBoy1981]

I'm a bit tipsy myself, and I all I want is DC8Flyer's avatar. Keep posting DC8....I don't care what you say...just keep posting.

 

[pgcfii2002]

Congratulations!!!!!!!!

 

[pgcfii2002]

My 2 year old daughter decided to smear her pooh all over her room again during nap time...so after 2 hours of cleaning, and bedtime for her, I am on my second huge long island iced tea (drunk already....sad, i know) and I am loving life once again....now if i could only find that perfect part time flying gig.....

Yes, but did your daughter PFT??? WELL??????????????

 

[LearLove]

My 2 year old daughter decided to smear her pooh all over her room again during nap time...so after 2 hours of cleaning, and bedtime for her, quote]

that will teach you to use a condom next time.


Note: nothing against your daughter or kids in general, just a joke, they are precious things.

 

[phil]

Remember the line from the movie Airplane!

"Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But At least I have a husband."

 

[westwind]

"Well, to be honest, I've never been so scared. But At least I have a husband."

LOL! Great line!

re pooh smearing: I didn't let my kids visit the monkeys at the zoo until they were potty trained. Monkey see, monkey do(do). Sorry, couldn't resist.
I feel for ya buddy. Hang in there, it gets (somewhat) easier. For instance...last night I witnessed a battle between my son as a knight (sword, shield, etc.) vs. my daughter as a jellyfish (WTF!?! a bit too much Spongebob perhaps?). With entertainment like this, who needs mind altering substances?

 

[Turkey Shoot]

My 2 year old daughter decided to smear her pooh all over her room again during nap time.

LOL! My wife learned about not putting pants on our 18 month old the hard too. I've always kept some sort of drawers on her when she goes for a nap just because I feared exactly that. The best part about Baby Girl making a mess was that I was gone! That one didn't hurt my feels much about missing.

 

[pgcfii2002]

You should spend time at the zoo and watch the chimps throw poop at each other...........