Most silly/stupid reason you've called in sick for

[Herkdrv]

I woke up one morning and it hurt when I peed

 

[Dude]

Because I do it for sport! It's my time....I earned it. Mine, mine, mine!

 

[njcapt]

I went back to work a little soon after my vasectomy and dealing with a crotch strap proved too much for my rapidly swelling junk. The worst part was explaining to my three 22 year old FA's that their Captain was calling out sick because his nuts were the size of friggin' oranges.

 

[Quimby]

I saw I was flying with a "General Lee" type.

Automatic.

 

[shroomwell]

Anal Glaucoma is the best one. It seems like every time I am planning on leaving or getting furloughed I come down with a horrible case of it.

 

[CaptWidgeon]

i was sick.

 

[skypine69]

Green pusy discharge coming from my anus.

 

[27 driver]

I felt like it.

 

[Headfake14]

You had to burn a whole week at once?

Well...it was a 4day that had been shortened to a 2day...

It was the remainder...the 2day that I had to drop. I have 4 days off after this trip.

 

[gangdev]

Explosive diarrhea. The scheduler took me off the trip, no questions asked.