Most silly/stupid reason you've called in sick for

[CaptWidgeon]

i was sick.

 

[skypine69]

Green pusy discharge coming from my anus.

 

[27 driver]

I felt like it.

 

[Headfake14]

You had to burn a whole week at once?

Well...it was a 4day that had been shortened to a 2day...

It was the remainder...the 2day that I had to drop. I have 4 days off after this trip.

 

[gangdev]

Explosive diarrhea. The scheduler took me off the trip, no questions asked.

 

[xrated]

Are there airlines that actually require you to give an excuse for your sick call? At the major I was at (and it is consiedered by some to be the biggest piece of cr@p airline to work for, and I don't dispute that) I never gave an excuse when I called in sick. In fact, I just said I wasn't going to be there at that was it. Why give an excuse??

 

[belliott]

Are there airlines that actually require you to give an excuse for your sick call? At the major I was at (and it is consiedered by some to be the biggest piece of cr@p airline to work for, and I don't dispute that) I never gave an excuse when I called in sick. In fact, I just said I wasn't going to be there at that was it. Why give an excuse??

Typically not because I have to but because I want to see what the scheduler says.... or does... roommate of mine ate White Castle and had retarded diarrhea the next day.... sent one of the scheds. a photo of the destruction and heard them vomit.... two birds and one stone I always say.

 

[nwaredtail]

best one ever over ACARS, state illness plZ, "Can not fart with confidence"

 

[BEfly]

the flu and the runs (when in fact is was a really bad hangover)

 

[Rez O. Lewshun]

You don't give a reason... you just call in.

 

[Milkdud99]

Had to work another job.....

 

[flybynav1965]

best one ever over acars, state illness plz, "can not fart with confidence"

now that's funny! Doooh

 

[Captain Jeff]

I had a friend that just "no showed" and told his boss with a straight face that he was abducted by aliens. He was actually in jail and thought that the aliens excuse was better than the truth. It wasn't.