Most silly/stupid reason you've called in sick for

[Headfake14]

Today..moi...yours truly.

Getting ready to head to ATL for my commute to JFK. I enter my closet at 1845 ready to don my uniform...only to realize I did something earlier in the week I normaly NEVER do. I dropped ALL of my pants of at the cleaners...and didn't pick them up.

so

I have no pants. I usually always keep a pair at home...regardless if it's clean or not, JUST for this very reason. But hey, I had 7 days off. Turns out my memory checked out the second I dropped them off. Now I'll have another 7.

 

[JerryLundegaard]

You had to burn a whole week at once?

 

[Freebrd]

schedules :laugh: (u know crap lines)

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

Saw who I as flying with....

 

[General Lee]

Saw I might be overflying LBB.


Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[GuppyWN]

I was brushing my teeth with excess vigor one day. My hand slipped and I poked myself in the eye with my thumb. My thumbnail scratched my eyeball and it hurt so bad I couldn't open it for a couple days.

Top that!

Gup

 

[Ben Franklin]

This one time, at band camp...




Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[rumrunner300]

WTF? Do you have epilepsy?

I was brushing my teeth with excess vigor one day. My hand slipped and I poked myself in the eye with my thumb. My thumbnail scratched my eyeball and it hurt so bad I couldn't open it for a couple days.

Top that!

Gup

If that is seriously true, thread closed.

To clarify, is this actual events or ridiculous "reasons" given to the crew desk?

rr

 

[Whataburger]

Accidently slipped, built a bong out of a gumball machine, and smoked a half lb. of weed.:cartman:

 

[khsgt]

Anal Glaucoma

I just can't see my a$$ coming into work today.