Most silly/stupid reason you've called in sick for

[Headfake14]

Today..moi...yours truly.

Getting ready to head to ATL for my commute to JFK. I enter my closet at 1845 ready to don my uniform...only to realize I did something earlier in the week I normaly NEVER do. I dropped ALL of my pants of at the cleaners...and didn't pick them up.

so

I have no pants. I usually always keep a pair at home...regardless if it's clean or not, JUST for this very reason. But hey, I had 7 days off. Turns out my memory checked out the second I dropped them off. Now I'll have another 7.

 

[JerryLundegaard]

You had to burn a whole week at once?

 

[Freebrd]

schedules :laugh: (u know crap lines)

 

[ATR-DRIVR]

Saw who I as flying with....

 

[General Lee]

Saw I might be overflying LBB.


Bye Bye---General Lee

 

[GuppyWN]

I was brushing my teeth with excess vigor one day. My hand slipped and I poked myself in the eye with my thumb. My thumbnail scratched my eyeball and it hurt so bad I couldn't open it for a couple days.

Top that!

Gup

 

[Ben Franklin]

This one time, at band camp...




Sincerely,

B. Franklin

 

[rumrunner300]

WTF? Do you have epilepsy?

I was brushing my teeth with excess vigor one day. My hand slipped and I poked myself in the eye with my thumb. My thumbnail scratched my eyeball and it hurt so bad I couldn't open it for a couple days.

Top that!

Gup

If that is seriously true, thread closed.

To clarify, is this actual events or ridiculous "reasons" given to the crew desk?

rr

 

[Whataburger]

Accidently slipped, built a bong out of a gumball machine, and smoked a half lb. of weed.:cartman:

 

[khsgt]

Anal Glaucoma

I just can't see my a$$ coming into work today.

 

[Herkdrv]

I woke up one morning and it hurt when I peed

 

[Dude]

Because I do it for sport! It's my time....I earned it. Mine, mine, mine!

 

[njcapt]

I went back to work a little soon after my vasectomy and dealing with a crotch strap proved too much for my rapidly swelling junk. The worst part was explaining to my three 22 year old FA's that their Captain was calling out sick because his nuts were the size of friggin' oranges.

 

[Quimby]

I saw I was flying with a "General Lee" type.

Automatic.

 

[shroomwell]

Anal Glaucoma is the best one. It seems like every time I am planning on leaving or getting furloughed I come down with a horrible case of it.